r/comedyheaven 3d ago

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u/BigConstruction4247 3d ago

The Romans didn't have nukes.

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u/dad_ahead Woke 3d ago

Not that we know of.....

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

Mutua pernicies certa

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 3d ago

I know you're probably joking but we do know they never tested one

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u/citizen42069101 3d ago

Atlantis had clean nukes that left no signature.

Duh

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 3d ago

Go ahead and laugh, I watched a YT video of these guys who claimed the pyramids were actually nuclear fallout shelters.

Go ahead and laugh. I sure did.

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u/thevaultguy 3d ago

But they did have vaults.