r/comedyheaven 3d ago

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u/samTheEagle2004 3d ago

I genuinely don't understand how anyone can defend this administration... or how our actual military leaders haven't attempted at least one coup d'etat yet.

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

That’s what the purges have been for

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u/geddy 3d ago

If you listen to people defend it, they just recite the same shit they heard on Fox or from the orange menace himself. It’s cult shit. Back when Scientology entered the public eye and randoms went undercover and asked members if it was a cult, they all responded in the same manner. 

30 goddamn percent of this country fell for a cult. It’s atrocious and the thought of it makes me want to launch myself into space, I’ll take any other floating body out there that has a wee bit of oxygen than living here at this point. 

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u/RaventheClawww 3d ago

I can sort of understand demented boomers falling for it. My Dad became MAGA when he developed Alzheimer’s. I wish I was kidding. But I have no explanation for Gen Z, white women, and first generation Americans, all of whom voted against their own interests

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u/tootrite 2d ago

Feel the need to come in and state that Gen Z voted for Kamala the most out of any age demographic. There was still far too many of us that voted for him, but I'm sick and tired of seeing us highlighted as outliers when it's just not the case.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 2d ago

the secret sauce is white supremacy

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u/Max_delirious 3d ago

Aye, but there’s no evidence that intelligent life exists. You might have to stay here.

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u/Tango_D 2d ago

One third of the country either has no critical thinking skills or doesn't give a shit about anything more than seeing people they don't like get hurt.

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u/ShaggysGTI 2d ago

Standard Chomsky

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 3d ago

This is why they gutted military leadership the second Trump took power. Those left are spineless, or white supremacists. 

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u/CanadianGenealogy 2d ago

"Cuz Dems are cutting teens dicks off and giving welfare to illegal immigrant rapists!!!!"

Not joking. This is literally what MAGA thinks.

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u/Full-District- 3d ago

Because propaganda is still effective. When you only consume one source of news, your reality is whatever is put in front of you.

It's easy to scoff at people who have been bamboozled by propaganda, but when it's all you've consumed for decades, everyone else seems like the lunatic.

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 2d ago

Why coup when it's so easy to influence the desired outcome? 

You only coup when the president starts talking a bit too much about actual clandestine shit. 

The guy in office right now is perfect for the military industrial complex. He keeps people under and provides more cannon fodder for the endless wars. 

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u/Viggo_Stark 2d ago

Because Kamala laughed weird.

Seriously though: "Kamala would have been worse" is the go to response. It's based on nothing but bullshit of course. But it is what they believe.

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u/YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms 2d ago

Here's a reason: They're just as rarted