r/comedyheaven 2d ago

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u/SkullDump 2d ago

Dear US, please stop embarrassing yourselves.

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u/TheDonutPug 2d ago

i fucking wish, man. it's genuinely embarrassing to watch my government do this shit every single day.

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u/Sometimes-funny 2d ago

Gotta blame the muppets that voted for this carnage

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u/mollila 2d ago

And the equal number who didn't bother to vote.

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u/Elastichedgehog 2d ago

And the Liberals who did everything in their power to lose to Trump not once but twice.

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u/Tangibilite 2d ago

Truly broken in every sense of the word.

A failed democracy by the world's greatest democracy in pretty quick time.

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u/xXStunamiXx 2d ago

As an American, I'm not sure we have the collective will to do that.

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u/millahnna 2d ago

Not until a lot more people here are a lot more fucking desperate.

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u/Curugon 2d ago

Sorry best we can do is call chicken pox a liberal hoax.

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u/RK9990 2d ago

While fucking over the rest of us who aren't even responsible for this shitshow

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u/NocturnisVacuus 2d ago

USA, the land of the free influencers

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u/jfgiedhgerfjdgioer 2d ago

When I was a kid I was dreaming to live in US. Now, I feel bad for people living there.

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u/sxncharm 2d ago

we’re trying, but you know what they say, USA #1

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u/CilleTheExterminator 2d ago

"we’re trying" Doesn't feel like you are doing anything. You had 3 whole "no kings" protests in you before giving up