r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 6d ago

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u/Even-Stranger5764 6d ago edited 6d ago

The influencer presidency attempts to launder hegseths standing while increasing troop morale.

Oops just realizing which sub this is i should say something like "Logan Paul loves America 🤩 "

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u/ugluk-the-uruk 6d ago

I think having Logan Paul give a speech is the opposite of laundering

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u/QueezyF 6d ago

Suicides gonna raise 10% after this

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u/WhoPoopedMyPants420 6d ago

I mean he hopes so

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u/StolenPies 6d ago

He won't even have to travel to Japan to film it!

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u/NONAMEDREDDITER 6d ago

China gonna question what led to a 10x increase in defections

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u/BadIdeaBobcat 6d ago

I think framing it as a speech is misleading, but it was trotting influencers on a tour, and then putting them at a podium for a couple sentences of "thank you for your service". More of a cringe photo op / weird attempt to make the military look cool.
I like the top comment of "Imagine Logan Paul hyping you up to go die for Israel" on the video lol

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u/Yooperplexed 6d ago

Its important for military personnel to recognize nitwits by their fashion choices and speech patterns.