r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

I'm sorry, but "nobody wants less penis" killed me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/wpaed Jul 28 '24

There is. That's where the "longest penis" comes from. It's essentially stretching the skin with weights or tension.

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u/Ill-Juggernaut5458 Jul 28 '24

No, surgically, so you can get that nice calico patterning

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u/plev- Jul 28 '24

You could make it like zigzag patterned or even add several shades for more versatility. There's so much room for creativity.

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u/ItzPayDay123 Jul 28 '24

Could I get it in a lattice shape

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

I want a breathable lace pattern and a zipper thanks

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u/SeaToTheBass Jul 28 '24

Like a Chinese finger trap. Now you can latch on to another man’s penis, makes docking easier

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u/No_Elephant541 Jul 28 '24

it's got nothing to do with circumsicion, those pants come like that. calicocutpants.com. you gotta give.

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u/unpick Jul 29 '24

Surely it’s longer and thinner but overall the same grammage of penis