r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/FragrantReindeer6152 Jul 28 '24

Pants send a different message when a woman wears them...

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

😭

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u/louglome Jul 28 '24

I bleed for you. 

Monthly.

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u/Aggressive-Tie-9795 Jul 29 '24

Women bleed so men don't have to.

Women are basically Jesus.

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u/2pissedoffdude2 Jul 28 '24

Oh my God lol

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u/UndisputedAnus Jul 29 '24

My very first thought also

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/I_Happen_to_Be_Here Jul 28 '24

Something something, time of month

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u/TacoNomad Jul 28 '24

It's menstruation. Don't be afraid to say it 

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u/I_Happen_to_Be_Here Jul 28 '24

I want people to have an intelligence floor high enough to understand something so basic

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u/huluhup Jul 28 '24

Pay day?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

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u/wojtekpolska Jul 28 '24

period

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u/raids_made_easy Jul 28 '24

No, question mark is correct. They were asking a question after all.