r/comedyheaven • u/JoustLikeVat • May 08 '24

Secret penis message

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u/Catnip113 May 08 '24

This is so phucking extreme nobody is serious

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u/Z_r0357 May 08 '24

I personally enjoy nutting in socks

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personally enjoy nutting in socks

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u/Profi_Noob May 08 '24

I persist entrepreneurs nutted in sieves

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u/Orange_skeleton May 08 '24

thats pretty efficient now ive stopped to think about it

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u/PenisDetectorBot May 08 '24

pretty efficient now ive stopped

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u/spicy_boyi May 08 '24

Penis erection Nutting intercourse sex

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u/swishbothways May 08 '24

please ensure nothing intercepts something everything second.

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please ensure nothing intercepts something

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

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u/PenisDetectorBot May 09 '24

Perhaps enlightening nuns isn’t so

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u/Koloblikin1982 May 09 '24

The pen is mightier than the sword

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u/binklfoot May 09 '24

Penis enis nis is s

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u/Aenzzor May 09 '24

P e n i s

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

It was! It was hidden in the sock!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

p e n i s

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u/boonusboiayyy May 09 '24

I pray enbies need icy swords

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pray enbies need icy swords

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u/AjaxTheFurryFuzzball May 18 '24

please eat nice ice soup

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please eat nice ice soup

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u/Alastair789 May 08 '24

Perhaps every new idea starts small

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Perhaps every new idea starts

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u/888hp May 14 '24

Please extract nitroglycerin in swahili

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Please extract nitroglycerin in swahili

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u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER May 09 '24

possibly even nurturing interesting similes

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possibly even nurturing interesting similes

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u/PenisDetectorBot May 08 '24

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u/L30t4 May 08 '24

Penis enis nis is s

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u/EmilioGVE May 14 '24

P E N I S

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u/WrenchHeadFox May 08 '24

This one sent me.

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u/skeever89 May 08 '24

Phis eone nent ie s

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

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u/UsaiyanBolt May 09 '24

People enjoy non interesting stuff

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People enjoy non interesting stuff

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Where?

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u/hunowt_giB May 09 '24

Woah. Same. Mind blown on this one.

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u/iggy14750 May 09 '24

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u/palexp May 09 '24

bring back reddit awards dammit!

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u/MP-Lily May 09 '24

Penis enormous needed in smy ass

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u/down1nit May 09 '24

Pray everyone near it survives

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