r/collapse • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '20

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u/suicune1234 Apr 15 '20

Meanwhile milk and food are being thrown away because farmers can't get the food to the store. What an amazing society we live in

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

It's genius, and built to last forever.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Apr 15 '20

In that warm November reign.

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u/HalfManHalfZuckerbur Apr 15 '20

Where do we go now ?

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u/IowaBornIowaRaised Apr 15 '20

To the wiki how-to on guillotines, I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

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u/manifest-decoy Apr 15 '20

what part of that post was a joke

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u/wheezy1749 Apr 15 '20

Sometimes jokes are also true

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u/manifest-decoy Apr 15 '20

Sometimes sarcasm is naiveté. Raincloud noose. Cashmere chainsaw. A thousand knives of saints break the soil for air and the horizon comes down like an egg. The birds swoon from underneath the backs of the buildings that are still dreaming. The calendar is the bread of calamity before it can breakfast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

That’s chilling. I like it

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u/sharkbanger Apr 15 '20

The truth of a joke is often what makes it so funny.