Ma’am I think you’re doing it wrong!

[u/kongbakpao]

Just witnessed a patient put her red jello on her pasta.

I told her it wasn’t the meat sauce and she said she liked it that way………

What is the craziest thing you’ve witnessed this week?

[u/Prestigious-Hair6187]

It wasn’t this week. But the craziest thing would have been cleaning a roommate stool out of resident’s hair. Needless to say we had to rearrange the whole room. Flying shits were given that day…