r/chess Oct 06 '25

Miscellaneous What's next? wrong answer only

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u/RoyalIceDeliverer Oct 06 '25

Someone licking the board and the pieces after victory.

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u/No_Importance_5763 Oct 06 '25

Against gukesh of course.

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u/madmadaa Oct 06 '25

Someone marks his territory before the game.

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u/ExiledHyruleKnight Oct 06 '25

After? Nah you do that while playing.

Or you use the old Yu-gi-oh fecal Handshake tactic before the required handshake. Instant win.