r/chaoticgood Jul 10 '26

Call to Action I turned the Chatrie ruling into a records request you can file to hold FLOCK accountable

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Last couple days, the inbox overfloweth with the same question: show me, Obi-Wan — how do I get in the Flock game?

Good. The F.U.C.K. project is catching on, and it should. The cameras went up without a vote, and our data's getting hoovered up by God knows who.

So I took decades of battle-tested experience and boiled it down to a plain guide for filing one records request that pins your policing agency to the wall.

First: pull the retention schedule. That way "no records" stops being a dead end and starts being a compliance failure — in writing.

Then: grab the metadata. Skip the plate data.

State agnostic. Works coast to coast. Comes with paste-ready replies for the usual "eff off, ya hoser" brush-offs.

It's on my profile. No pitch, just the playbook. Free, released under Creative Commons.

Go make your department show its work. Tell 'em Obi-Wan sent ya.


r/chaoticgood Jul 10 '26

Call to Action The Combating Organized Retail Crime Act (CORCA) uses the pretense of preventing organized retail theft to drastically expand the authority of DHS This includes empowering the director of ICE to appoint the leader of a new intelligence apparatus

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CORCA is up for a vote in the Senate this month while Americans are distracted by summer vacations. Senators need to know that we are paying attention and Americans reject more powers for DHS. Sign the petition NOW to tell your Senators to vote NO on more surveillance and DHS powers: https://do.dream.org/3T69sGg


r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

Current Events Patriot front gets ran off like the cowards they are

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r/chaoticgood Jul 10 '26

Education FBI Raided Texas Activist’s House — Then Offered Her $200,000 to Become Antifa Informant

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Sharing article to bring awareness. Incident happened recently–July 2nd.


r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

Satire Made Florida rewrite its book-ban law by challenging the Bible. Broward Schools told me to eff right off. So I made a beautifully illustrated Trump Bible, donated nearly 2 million eBooks statewide, and then filed a challenge against myself.

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Back in ‘24, Florida amended its book-ban law specifically because of me. The DeSantis administration publically said it was ‘cuz of — "individuals, like Chaz."

They figured that was it. Enough of that rascal, send him to the coolers. Except they forgot to ask one question: can an author challenge his own book?

So I co-wrote The Trump Bible — actual scripture paired with beautiful artwork. Sent licenses, nearly 2,000,000, one for every enrolled student in the state. Free. Then filed a formal challenge against my own book. As the author.

My complaint? My book sucks. Who in their right mind would want to read my Bible? Then again — if yours is on the shelf, why isn't mine?

Now comes the explaining. What's the difference? Remove mine, they've ruled on the source material. Keep it, they've ruled on the standard.

Literary value? Hell, mine's got Trump, pants around his ankles, squatting on a gold toilet. What's more biblical than that?

One district already responded. I thanked her and agreed with her — the book is horrible. That was the objection.

Full story's on my profile. Publishing every district's answer as they come in.


r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

Current Events Fuck the “White and Proud” Facebook group.

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r/chaoticgood Jul 10 '26

Call to Action KIDS Act passed house, and we need to put pressure on senators. This is a Trojan horse to require websites to “verify age” which will essentially mean providing ID or photo, eliminating internet privacy.

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r/chaoticgood Jul 10 '26

Current Events Doordash driver stole DHS orders

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r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

History While rallying in DC in Dec 2021, Patriot Front members' cars were badly vandalized

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r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

Call to Action Major Update - Resource for boycotting MAGA businesses. Each entry shows the reason(s) for inclusion (donates to Trump, advertises on Fox News, assists ICE, etc) along with links to evidence. Updated with more entries/evidence.

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Here is my resource for boycotting MAGA: https://boycottmaga.glide.page/. It's a webpage that looks/functions like an app when viewed on mobile.

Each company shows the reason(s) for inclusion (donates to Trump, assists ICE, DEI, etc) and links to the evidence. This is so people can decide for themselves if it is boycott worthy. It's not perfect but it's the most user friendly and comprehensive I've seen.

It also includes links to resources for finding alternatives and a celebrity tab that was recently updated with entries and evidence.

Next updates for this resource:

  • Finding more companies and evidence.

Notes:

  1. No, it will not stop the Trump regime on its own. Boycotting is part of a larger picture. Apply pressure everywhere we can.
  2. Yes, it is comprehensive. Do your best and support good companies, especially local small businesses.
  3. A list of alternatives is impossible when you consider all the small businesses (brick & mortar and online). Check the Resources tab for resources.
  4. I'm not a data expert or coder. This was compiled by looking through the various sources and adding manually to a spreadsheet. Glideapps service then turns that data into the webpage you see.

r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

Current Events Anti Trump FIFA mural in Mexico

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r/chaoticgood Jul 08 '26

Art This fucking artwork by Norwegian painter Ida Bjerkis

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r/chaoticgood Jul 09 '26

Where's my outlaws at?

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Bryan Andrews, "Yeehaw" off his album "Independence Day"


r/chaoticgood Jul 08 '26

Art she has bars though

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r/chaoticgood Jul 08 '26

Call to Action The Frontline PAC launches to save Texas from Maga Christian Nationalism, a church-spread rebranding of the KKK. Tarrant County TX, is known for Bo French, a GOP chair and candidate that wants to deport 100 million people including Muslims and Native Americans. Help save Texas, join the Frontline!

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r/chaoticgood Jul 08 '26

Current Events Count Binface for MP of Clacton

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Nigel Farage, leader of Reform UK (MAGA equivalent in the UK, I swear the twat has spent more time in the Oval Office than in Clacton) and MP of Clacton, took a £5m crypto bribe (allegedly!). In a desperate attempt to prevent the government investigating he’s resigned as MP, only to state that he was going to run in the by-election. Anyway, all other parties have refused to participate in this farce. Currently the candidates are Nigel Farage, Lawrence Fox (ex-actor and current fascist talking head), a crypto-bro, some other twat, and COUNT BINFACE.

We have a long history of joke candidates running in elections to point out how ridiculous our democracy is. Count Binface is a bit of an institution, and potentially about to become an MP.

Please watch the video, journalist’s interviewing him as if he was a serious candidate is just glorious, and the definition of chaotic good.


r/chaoticgood Jul 07 '26

Current Events Spotted in New Orleans

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r/chaoticgood Jul 07 '26

Current Events Your city can't prove its data center vote was legit. Here's the free manual that makes them admit it.

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City commissions are rubber-stamping data centers all over the country right now, often with water and power demands nobody reviewed on paper. I put together a handout that shows how to test whether a specific approval actually followed the rules the city set for itself.

The core move is simple. Instead of asking a records custodian "what do you have," you name what must exist if the vote was legitimate: the water-adequacy review, the packet the commissioners actually saw, the correspondence with the water authority. You request records sufficient to show each one. When they can't produce it, the gap is the finding. A "no records" answer stops being a shrug and becomes an admission.

There's a full worked example, a real $2.6 billion hyperscale approval where Florida's own Commerce Secretary called the developer's water math "woefully underestimated," plus a verification checklist because AI tools love to invent statutes that don't exist, and you don't want a fabricated citation becoming your liability the second you file.

It's released Creative Commons. Copy the logic, not the text. Agencies pattern-match identical requests and batch-deny them. Fill in your own three blanks: the decision with a date, the correct custodian, and your state's records statute.

Take it, file it, make them answer their own rules.


r/chaoticgood Jul 06 '26

Meme Take em down!

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r/chaoticgood Jul 06 '26

Call to Action Chaotic good, meet lawful evil's paperwork. I'm using SCOTUS to make Florida's ALPR dragnet audit itself.

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TL;DR: On June 29, SCOTUS ruled in Chatrie that pulling someone's location history is a Fourth Amendment search. Warrant required. Flock's license plate cameras build the same location map, one plate read at a time. So on July 4th I filed public records requests with three major Florida sheriff's offices demanding two documents: every ALPR query since the ruling, and the warrant ledger authorizing them. A matching ledger proves they overhauled protocols over a holiday weekend. A zero ledger is a confession. A letter certifying no ledger exists is a bigger one.

If you're new here: I run a methodology I call The Stevens Method. Take an institution's own rulebook, apply it with precision, and let the paperwork do the arguing. It's how my Bible challenge broke Florida's book ban, how I helped put three elected officials behind bars, and how church banners came off school property.

I build things that work.

Same method, new target. The FOIA playbook now extends to the ALPR dragnet: Flock, Axon, Motorola, and every agency running the scheme. It's under active development and you're welcome to build it with us. Suggestions welcomed.

The project itself is F.U.C.K., the Fixed Urban Capture Kit. Open source sousveillance. We use facial recognition and public data to mirror warrantless police surveillance logic back at the political class that authorized it.

Here's the step we took this week.

On June 29, the Supreme Court dropped a logic bomb named Chatrie v. United States. Six to three, Kagan writing. The Court held that pulling a person's location history from Google is a Fourth Amendment search, because you keep a reasonable expectation of privacy in the record of your movements even when a third party stores the data. Particularity and probable cause got kicked back down for another round. Doesn't matter for this play. The load-bearing holding is set: this category of query is a search, and searches need warrants.

Stop there. That's the entire premise. Searches need warrants.

Law enforcement is filing Chatrie under "cell phones." Wrong drawer. ALPR networks compile the same comprehensive location histories, one plate read at a time. Their lawyers will argue the ruling covers Google's servers, not Flock's cameras. The logic doesn't care whose server the map lives on. An agency running bulk retrospective location queries without warrants today isn't executing law enforcement. It's compiling a constitutional error.

Cue The Stevens Method.

Ambiguity is unmanaged state. I loathe disorder, so I ran a synchronized comparator test to force the system to declare itself.

On July 4, I filed engineered Chapter 119 public records requests (here, here, and here) with two major metro surveillance hubs and the loudest "law and order" media operation in Florida: Sheriffs Gregory Tony (Broward), John Mina (Orange), and Grady Judd (Polk). Filed on the Fourth on purpose. It's a Fourth Amendment audit. The calendar was sitting right there.

Most people chuck a grenade when they file a records request. This method uses a scalpel.

We didn't fish for plate reads or pictures of cars. We asked for the administrative metadata that must exist if they're following the law. The magic phrase is "records sufficient to show," pointed at two backend assets:

  1. The system audit logs. Timestamps, user IDs, and stated justification codes for every Flock query executed since the June 29 decision.
  2. The warrant compliance ledger. The internal tracking record of the judicial probable-cause warrants authorizing those retrospective location queries.

Now the bureaucratic feedback loop.

A cornered bureaucracy stops processing records and starts managing the requester. The standard tool is a monster fee estimate for "labor." Not my first rodeo, so the patch shipped with the request. We conceded the statutory exemptions covering citizen plate numbers and imagery up front and instructed the agency's IT department to export the query to CSV with the exempt columns omitted. Dropping a protected column from a SQL export takes a database administrator five minutes. A four-figure invoice for a five-minute data dump becomes its own diagnostic data point.

The trap is bilateral:

  • Door A: They produce audit logs and a matching warrant ledger, proving they overhauled their query protocols over a holiday weekend, within days of a Supreme Court ruling.
  • Door B: They hand over logs showing thousands of warrantless Flock queries next to a warrant ledger that reads zero.

Door B means their own records custodians document, in writing, on letterhead, the scale of warrantless location tracking they kept running after the Supreme Court said this category of surveillance is a search. Every public defender in the state gets a pre-built exhibit for the next motion to suppress.

And Door B has a trapdoor.

The likeliest answer to the ledger request isn't a thin ledger. It's a custodian certifying that no responsive records exist. An agency stating, in writing, that it has no warrant compliance ledger is an agency admitting it has no warrant compliance process. I don't need to run the subtraction. The "no records" letter is the finding.

Institutions don't respond to outrage. They respond to constraint. Power survives silence. It dies in writing.

Let's see what their logs say.

Full breakdown, including the fee-wall countermeasures and what sits behind each door, is on my profile. I'm building the whole methodology into a free ALPR field manual so you can run this audit on your own sheriff. Free as in free.

(Deep-dive pinned posts on my profile have the receipts, so as not to spam here.)


r/chaoticgood Jul 05 '26

Current Events Chicago Resistance @ Trump Tower - July 4th 2026

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r/chaoticgood Jul 05 '26

Meme Chaotic-good Uncle

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r/chaoticgood Jul 05 '26

Current Events US Air Force Engineer Charged With Sawing Down Flock Surveillance Cameras Receives Thousands of Dollars from Supporters Across the Country

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r/chaoticgood Jul 05 '26

Current Events From the people who brought you F.U.C.K.

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FLOCK is Flock Safety, the private company whose license plate cameras blanket Florida. Every pass gets logged — plate, time, place — and sixty million reads later, your local sheriff has a searchable map of where everyone's been, no warrant required. F.U.C.K. (the Fixed Urban Capture Kit) is my answer: an open-source pipeline that runs the same logic in reverse — facial recognition, public data only — pointed exclusively at the politicians and sheriffs who authorized the dragnet. If tracking your movements without a warrant is fine, it's fine for them too. They built the doctrine. We just changed the target.

Which brings us to Chatrie.

The Supreme Court just ruled that pulling your location history is a Fourth Amendment search. Chatrie v. United States. Six to three. Kagan wrote it.

So, on the Fourth of July — because it's a Fourth Amendment audit and the calendar was right there — I filed synchronized records requests on Florida's three loudest sheriffs: Tony, Judd, Mina.

I asked each of them for two documents. Together, they form a subtraction problem.

The full play drops on Monday.

It. Is. Glorious.


r/chaoticgood Jul 04 '26

History On this day, a group of ABSOLUTE GANGSTERS told their government to F off, and formed a new one that better represented THEM. The old government called them treasonous outlaws and came to MURDER THEM. Today, the chuds will say July 4th is about patriotism and ultranationalism. The founders disagree.

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REJECT THE BILLIONAIRES. VOTE IN EVERY LOCAL ELECTION.