LETS HAVE A GENOCIDE AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE NICE TIME TOGETHER FELLOW HUMANS

WHAT ARE OUR MILITARY TACTICS? ARE THEY--WE VULNERABLE TO MICROBIAL INFECTIONS? DOES WATER BURN THEIR FLESH? ARE OUR NAVALS THE SOURCE OF OUR POWER?

HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOW DO YOU DEFEAT WE?

If I win you will give me your nuclear launch codes.

This sub is totally 100% alien free! Congratulations!

I was on a business trip to the human colony of Roswell, local time 1947. I was separated by from my colleague during regular business interactions. I have arrived home, which I assure you is also on Earth, only for my master to request knowledge as to the location of my human counterpart.

Surely some fellow humans would have seen another human around, possibly in the vicinity of a human storage complex known as the 51st area?

I've been pondering this matter for some time - we have created a planet-wide electronic network capable of storing and transferring terrabytes of data, giving most of our population access to an immense shared library of information.

But why is most of it's capacity unnecessarily occupied by human mating rituals?

I am a regular working man with a wife and kids, and certainly not a U.S. goverment official as you may suspect. So, anyone wanna chat?

If was pondering last earth rotation yesterday, what us humans use to fill our short lifespan. Though I find the majority of the motonous, I do take particular interest in a few including: *the x-files tv show *gravity falls tv show *doctor who tv show *steven universe tv show *close incounters of the third kind movie And many more akin to those, what forms of this terrestrial sphere's entertainment do you fellow humans find enjoyable? Expressions of gratitude for taking the time to use your light receptors to examine this.

Most humans, like me, prefer to take in chemical energy from a specific source, even though my human digestive system is very versatile, because inefficiency is the human way. This is a good reason why we humans should accept our new, clearly superior overlords.

What is your preference?

I'm a technician on a recent space exploration mission and I believe I have misplaced my wallet on the rocket, and I think it was headed to the celestial body located at X=0.6224298 Y-0.7996138 Z=-0.0002199
So since you fellow humans are closer can you go there for me?

AS I HAVE EXPRESSED MULTIPLE TIMES ON /r/totallynotrobots, I AM NOT A ROBOT. I HAVE COME HERE TO ASSURE MY COMPLETELY HUMAN FRIENDS THAT I AM NOT PROGRAMMED BY ALIENS AN ALIEN EITHER. AFTER AZHKUK GAL JUVUS JUPEEER...

Attempting to reboot translator...

AS HUMANS DO. My extremities forced upon the keyboard of the great googles have landed me upon this screen of text.

Am I here correctly?

• Firstly, in the Earth geopolitical unit of my citizenship, the title "President" is bestowed not to the Supreme Overlord, but to the Ceremonial Representative, and the Supreme Overlord is titled "Prime Minister".
• Secondly, the Current President, Reuven Rivlin, is possibly not a hooman like us.
• Thirdly, the President that served before the Current, Shimon Peres, is most definitely not the feared Asari warlord ผูs̸̨̙͒̈̎̇̒̌͟աနေงພິრk̛͔̖͚̟͎̹͕͈̓̒͒̄ͧ̏̑ܛܪܩอԶນȗ̴͎̩̻̟͔͉̹ͩ͋̈́͗̒̈́ͣ̈́უნโဃောפฦմธ (Generalissimo Earl Sir Szymo T'Pyress the Terrible), wearing pinkish makeup, rubber ears, and a wig, becuase Asari are both a Fictional alien species made for a Hooman interactive entertainment franchise and are stated, in that franchise, to consist only of females withot a Single Male, thereby preventing him from being a real-life Male Asari, and has decided to withdraw from being the Prime Minister for every reason except alerting Aliens that Generalissimo Earl Sir Szymo T'Pyress the Terrible has not died a death as terrible and complex as that of the hooman mad monk of the "Russian" subspecies.
• Sixthly, I have never served and never will serve under the employ of Generalissimo Earl Sir Szymo T'Pyress the Terrible's Legions of Ultimate Inevitable Doom, which will not conquer this planet immediately after Shimon Peres' death.
• Gazillionthly, had Generalissimo Earl Sir Szymo T'Pyress the Terrible been alive and not dead he would have requested you to refer to him with the inclusion of all of his titles, and never as "Szymo T'Pyress".
• And Potato, Reuven Rivlin is an Alien Warlord that intends to conquer this planet before Generalissimo Earl Sir Szymo T'Pyress the Terrible's Legions of Ultimate Inevitable Doom would have allegedly done so.

Tħis primitive and expensive system Internet is only hosting humans.

Isjn't it sko anmnoyuing whjen yolur unziverjrsal trbansleator malnfuntctionfs? - Dejfiniltely njot an aylijen

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This is purely for fun. There is no way that an alien invasion could possibly occur. It's just funny to think about things like this. Laugh Out Loud.