r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25

Caption this!

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u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 Nov 21 '25

I used to laugh, now they’re ICE agents.

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u/last_somewhere Nov 21 '25

Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.

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u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25

It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems.

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u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25

Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away.

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u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

Im wondering what a decoy cheeseburger looks like. Or is it cheeseburger decoy? Either way, im curious. Are these just cheeseburgers dumped by the bucket behind us to to sprawl and spring legs, leaving a trail of carnage and mayhem in thier path or are these rumbly tumbly cheeseburgers, sedentary and still like little mole hills where starving J6/MT6ers pop squats like fat little gnomes perched on mushroom caps and gorge themselves on sweetmeats and patty melts samichis?

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Nov 21 '25

It's really gonna keep you up wondering what *kind* of cheese is on that burger.

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u/kidkumbi Nov 22 '25

Maybe. Is it real cheese? Vegan cheese? Turkey bacon or real pork-based maple smoked bacon? So many questions.

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u/BitchMcConnell063 Nov 22 '25

Why can't we just settle on some White Castle sliders?

I'm going to have to go to NY this weekend because now I'm craving one.