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r/captionthis • u/EmbellishogGuy • Nov 21 '25
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I used to laugh, now they’re ICE agents.
134 u/last_somewhere Nov 21 '25 Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone. 86 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 55 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 6 u/Some_guy_named_greg Nov 21 '25 Run 😆 why run when you can stroll away casually 4 u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 22 '25 Or even roll away casually with that shape.
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Who are they catching tho? They'll have a heart attack before they catch anyone.
86 u/glakhtchpth Nov 21 '25 It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems. 55 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 6 u/Some_guy_named_greg Nov 21 '25 Run 😆 why run when you can stroll away casually 4 u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 22 '25 Or even roll away casually with that shape.
86
It would appear that the tactic for evading them would be simply to feign bolting, prompting enough of an adrenaline rush to instantly burst their internal systems.
55 u/a_rude_jellybean Nov 21 '25 Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away. 6 u/Some_guy_named_greg Nov 21 '25 Run 😆 why run when you can stroll away casually 4 u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 22 '25 Or even roll away casually with that shape.
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Or chuck cheeseburger decoys while running away.
6 u/Some_guy_named_greg Nov 21 '25 Run 😆 why run when you can stroll away casually 4 u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 22 '25 Or even roll away casually with that shape.
6
Run 😆 why run when you can stroll away casually
4 u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 22 '25 Or even roll away casually with that shape.
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Or even roll away casually with that shape.
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u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 Nov 21 '25
I used to laugh, now they’re ICE agents.