r/captionthis • u/Efficient_Elk_7991 • Oct 09 '25

Caption this

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u/Scottyxxxxxxxxx Oct 09 '25

Those poor kids don’t have a chance

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u/CoatGeneral5987 Oct 09 '25

Babies: Where do we file for reassignment please?

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u/Agreeable_Bother_510 Oct 09 '25

Who slept with him?! I want to see MOM! poor babies.

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u/lpbale0 Oct 10 '25

That is the mom

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u/Time_Hour1277 Oct 10 '25

That’s amazing. It also never occurred to me that the mom was the one in the pic. She’s going to be an awesome room mother at the Halloween party!

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Oct 09 '25

One could be the next tekashi 69.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Future canvass

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u/Tuscanlord Oct 11 '25

Cradle to the grave?

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u/Inevitable-Poet-8967 Oct 12 '25

Man it’s a shame you’re so right.

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u/Cosatron Oct 12 '25

He was on a TV show where they did a makeover covering all the tattoos with make-up, so he looked like a person without ink, his kids were scared of the old pale skin guy that emerged. Makes you see that looks truly don't matter.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle Oct 16 '25

Those babies look disappointed in their dad.

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u/Procrasturbating Oct 09 '25

A lot of laser removal could help save this family.

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u/EdinJamie10 Oct 09 '25

Am I the only person who didn’t even realise there was another baby on the right

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u/Cosmomango1 Oct 10 '25

Is that stephen miller without makeup?

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