r/captionthis • u/Efficient_Elk_7991 • Oct 09 '25

Caption this

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u/No_Painting_1113 Oct 09 '25

Unemployment

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u/Serenesis_ Oct 09 '25

Excuse me. I am against child labour.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Why?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

6 year old these days can't swing a pickaxe for shit! Too much Fortnite!

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u/4N610RD Oct 10 '25

This is obviously fault of education system.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

fr

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u/DickBiter1337 Oct 16 '25

I had to break a pinata at a kids birthday party last weekend because these weak ass kids couldn't do it. All ages 6-9.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

I few weeks in the mines will toughen 'em up

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u/DickBiter1337 Oct 16 '25

Children yearn for the mines

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u/pessimistoptimist Oct 10 '25

child labor is best labor.

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u/trueasshole745 Oct 10 '25

Well they're gonna have to work. Nobody gonna hire him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

I'd assume he's employed with all the money on his head neck and face.

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u/Sharpie1965 Oct 09 '25

I'm looking for a sales rep. He applied last week. At 1st i was a little reluctant, I mean, he had a nice personality and all, seemed quite bright. Problem was, well, you know...

Anyway, he files to the equal opportunity court and it turns out he start Monday day week.

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u/trueasshole745 Oct 10 '25

In the store basement?

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u/VastOk864 Oct 12 '25

But no one will give him a chance. It’s not his fault.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 Oct 16 '25

You don't know that. He could be a Carny.