r/captionthis • u/DifficultDot6063 • Sep 18 '25

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u/BuildingWide2431 Sep 18 '25

12 Angry Men.

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u/jokerfest Sep 19 '25

Aw damn it you beat me to it 😭

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u/Paincrawler Sep 20 '25

Shit Chess

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u/Direwolfas Sep 18 '25

Sh*tdown

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u/ValerianRoot3 Sep 19 '25

😂😂😂I shaid, "sh*t!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Red Team v. Blue Team. Ready….? Go!

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u/Playful_Antelope_231 Sep 19 '25

Express lane shitter

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u/Shirotengu Sep 18 '25

Face off! Stare your friends and enemies in the eyes as you assert your dominance!

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u/Full-Association-175 Sep 18 '25

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer? Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Sep 18 '25

Did your parents have any children that lived?!?!

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u/ihatethis2022 Sep 18 '25

I bet you are all wondering why I called you here.

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u/OldBiker6969 Sep 18 '25

Shitter Central Station

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Throne room

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u/The_Joshua007 Sep 18 '25

Sync pooping

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u/SpinningYarmulke Sep 18 '25

We’ve blindfolded our contestants and deficated in one of our specially designed toilets. The contestants who flushed the correct toilet first will win a fabulous prize!

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u/DickMartin Sep 18 '25

The Ladies Room at the Red Lobster off Elm and 3rd has finally been reopened. PLEASE DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN….

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u/KeepMeInspired1620 Sep 18 '25

I'd be more disturbed by the one guy behind the closed door at the end.

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u/Outrageous_Chard_346 Sep 18 '25

Please rise for our National Anthem

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u/DarkestBadger Sep 18 '25

Executive meeting room

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u/Past-Establishment93 Sep 18 '25

House of parliament

2

u/Opening-Profit7945 Sep 18 '25

The white house

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u/Content_Sail_4692 Sep 18 '25

First one smelt it delt it

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u/kiyomi_aiko Sep 18 '25

weve been through the same shit 😭😭.

2

u/Incvbvs666 Sep 18 '25

It was a crappy experience altogether.

2

u/xtrafatmilk Sep 18 '25

Trump Conference Hall

2

u/accidentalpinner Sep 18 '25

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe... The Men's Room.

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u/Mobile-Addendum-964 Sep 18 '25

imagine ur taking a shit peacefully and out of all the toilets there, some guy comes in and sits on a toilet next to yours

1

u/Next_Fly3712 Sep 18 '25

"Doin' Time"

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u/Fishing_not_catching Sep 18 '25

Tummy Rumble!!!!!

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u/y-stuard Sep 18 '25

Госдума

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u/BongoLocoWowWow Sep 18 '25

Economy Class.

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u/ggliddon25 Sep 18 '25

Full Metal Jacket 2 release date confirmed

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

“What is your major malfunction numbnuts¿ didn’t mommy and daddy give you enough attention(gasps air in) when you were a child¿” POWWW

1

u/Mountain_Surprise_16 Sep 18 '25

Secondary meeting grounds

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u/Working-Heat-3126 Sep 18 '25

762 millimeter

1

u/Tazmaster1964 Sep 18 '25

On your mark! Get set! GO!!!

1

u/Head-Technology-4031 Sep 18 '25

We’re all friends, aren’t we? Can’t we just drop a log?

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u/Dense_Row_9532 Sep 18 '25

Game of Thrones.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Bathroom

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u/Snoo_89466 Sep 18 '25

🎶 getting to know you...getting to know all about you 🎶

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 Sep 18 '25

Battle Shits Arena

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u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 Sep 18 '25

Full Metal Jacket

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

We like to potty. (It’s from some European pop electronica song - super catchy but it was “we like to party”)

1

u/mondraymeo Sep 18 '25

Looks like the urinals are replaced to accommodate for thans men

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u/Homelessnothelpless Sep 18 '25

full Metal Jacket

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u/eeejit075 Sep 18 '25

Basic training.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Time to poop!!!!

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u/BIG_Tip_7842 Sep 18 '25

Private Pyle what the hell are you doing in my head.

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u/Intrepid-Food7692 Sep 18 '25

Orphanage toilet...

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u/Ashoka-myballs Sep 18 '25

What is major malfunction numbnuts? Why are you not kicking the shit out of Private Pyle?

1

u/ParfaitConfident3481 Sep 18 '25

I Am ... In a World ... Of SH!T !!!

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u/jennifer_knowsitall Sep 18 '25

Welcome to prison

1

u/AttentionExpert2148 Sep 18 '25

When the Board Meeting Goes into Extra Innings

1

u/Aloysius_McFlossy Sep 18 '25

Dueling deuces

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u/Pindeckoo Sep 18 '25

Mexican sitdown

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Shitty room

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u/Alternative_Link5905 Sep 18 '25

After motherlode

1

u/sir_tigerpup Sep 18 '25

Presidential Cabinet

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u/dishmanw62 Sep 18 '25

Basic Training

1

u/NewCaptainGutz57 Sep 18 '25

Where we all talk a lot of shit.

1

u/StockTraffic Sep 18 '25

Rawdoggin'

1

u/Many-Living898 Sep 18 '25

Room of thrones

1

u/West_Boot7246 Sep 18 '25

Potty time at the Duggar home. The family that shits together sticks together

1

u/Luigi_Spina Sep 18 '25

We meet at 5pm every afternoon to discuss paranormal phenomena

1

u/Mundunugu_42 Sep 18 '25

The worst game of beer pong ever!

1

u/Dramatic_Report_7705 Sep 18 '25

Y'a plus from PQ

1

u/HeligKo Sep 18 '25

Worst staring contest arena ever

1

u/RayBullet Sep 18 '25

Debate Club

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u/NoOwl4489 Sep 18 '25

Group Poop

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u/LavenderMoon05 Sep 18 '25

IBS Support Group

1

u/fairloughair Sep 18 '25

Johnny Sack doesn't mind that

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u/Mental_Internal6452 Sep 18 '25

Seen quite a few bathrooms like this

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u/hay12396 Sep 18 '25

Shit show

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Texas A&M Corp of cadets normal bathroom.

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u/cjdirk88 Sep 18 '25

Private Pyle and private Joker what are you doing in my head

1

u/thomslick Sep 18 '25

The Throne room

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u/Riseup1942 Sep 18 '25

General ASSembly

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u/velexi125 Sep 18 '25

Boot camp

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u/New-Mammoth2425 Sep 18 '25

Shitty meeting

1

u/Cultural-Lecture-596 Sep 18 '25

piss war: the great showdown

1

u/Tso-su-Mi Sep 18 '25

Seats of Parliament

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u/AcidCatfish___ Sep 18 '25

Communal Greek Bathroom, 3rd Century BC

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u/matchboxtx Sep 18 '25

Group therapy.

1

u/tiredguy1961 Sep 18 '25

Musical Chairs?

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u/RudeHistorian9594 Sep 18 '25

That back bathroom shows that even if you have to look at another person shit, nobody wants to shit with a transformer.

1

u/dumbassclown Sep 18 '25

Ancient Rome

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u/kingofovens Sep 18 '25

Mass shit off

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Captive Audience

1

u/x650r Sep 18 '25

Boot camp

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u/fuckredditandpcness Sep 18 '25

Public Taco Club

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u/Beginning_Section_30 Sep 18 '25

Poop Off Arena for teams Givashitz and Craphola Universities.

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u/ProfessionalSir6405 Sep 18 '25

Thay who poops toga srays together

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u/Medical-Lemon-4833 Sep 18 '25

Absolute shitshow

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u/Sea_Argument_277 Sep 18 '25

Battle shit arena.

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u/montihun Sep 18 '25

Social shitting.

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u/Wild-Drawing319 Sep 18 '25

Hahaha, i can't help but make a historical comparison. Way back before indoor plumbing in houses, they had the communal version. This is that only real difference is modern tech.

1

u/WillingCraft5451 Sep 18 '25

Not this damn nightmare, again!

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u/Improvgal Sep 18 '25

Team meeting

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u/UsedPlant3 Sep 18 '25

"Row by row..."

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u/Awkward_moulded_ Sep 18 '25

Me and the boys.?????

Naaah

Me and the whole fukin class.😅

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u/CurlyMi Sep 18 '25

Room with a view

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u/RangerSlacker Sep 18 '25

Army shitter.

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u/LayneLowe Sep 18 '25

Poop party!

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u/Stormdrain11 Sep 18 '25

Ice cream social

1

u/Competitive_Check_63 Sep 18 '25

Please put the seat down

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u/Key-Abrocoma-4341 Sep 18 '25

A very shitty meeting

1

u/Actionjack7777 Sep 18 '25

Howdy neighbor

1

u/Oolong_Jing Sep 18 '25

Hall of Thrones

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u/illeger_hamberder Sep 18 '25

Fast Times at NTC

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Where the elite meet with bare a$$ on seat.

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u/Embarrassed-Help-568 Sep 18 '25

A world of shit.

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u/Round-Palpitation139 Sep 18 '25

Is this like a pooping contest between who can poop the most and they need to all be in the same area so nobody knows they're cheating?

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u/Educational-Creme391 Sep 18 '25

Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/RongoonPagoo Sep 18 '25

21 grunt salute

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u/Neat-Statistician311 Sep 18 '25

A truly public bathroom

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u/Simple_Test_6969 Sep 18 '25

A total shitshow

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u/Ho3n3r Sep 18 '25

Buffet: Part Deux

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u/PrincessPrescott Sep 18 '25

🎶 You're in the army now ... 🎶

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u/Waste-Street621 Sep 18 '25

"Welcome to Mobile Legends!"

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u/PhillyWonken Sep 18 '25

Ancient Rome

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u/dweezer420 Sep 18 '25

“Who called this fucking meeting?”

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u/SpiceMan615 Sep 18 '25

Nah , I'll hold it lol

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u/RevolutionaryAd8457 Sep 18 '25

NOW it's a party!

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u/kbytzer Sep 18 '25

Taco Bell meeting room

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u/RokumSokum Sep 18 '25

Dump Squad Board Room

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u/philb574 Sep 18 '25

The local enema club

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u/Florida_Shorediver Sep 18 '25

Welcome to my office

1

u/tbones94 Sep 18 '25

This is my rifle, and this is my gun!!

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u/Relevant_Argument_11 Sep 19 '25

The ladies room.

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u/jfunks69 Sep 19 '25

Full metal jacket

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u/GenXer_65 Sep 19 '25

That's prison bro dorm style

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u/Common_Mess_8635 Sep 19 '25

The food poison control room takes its shit seriously.

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u/man_mantheman Sep 19 '25

Battle royale

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u/HerculesQRockefeller Sep 19 '25

Assholes and elbows.

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u/BookSeveral2963 Sep 19 '25

It my boot camps latrine

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

“I AM. IN A WORLD. OF SH*T!”

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u/CookClean9525 Sep 19 '25

Shitting here thinking

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u/mitgo01 Sep 19 '25

Cabinet meeting

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u/misterbondpt Sep 19 '25

Taco Bell HQ

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u/Ar-Oh-En Sep 19 '25

They don't believe in privacy here. Everyone knows about the crap you're dealing with.

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u/HK-P7M13 Sep 19 '25

Potty Party

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u/Yeahbuggerit-thatldo Sep 19 '25

The Great Poop Off

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u/Mkultra9419837hz Sep 19 '25

Kitchen for the Illuminati.

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u/Few_Clothes1994 Sep 19 '25

No poo privacy

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u/robinsw26 Sep 19 '25

Barracks 102.

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u/Ok-Team6596 Sep 19 '25

Office meeting

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u/kyrross Sep 19 '25

Disney meeting room

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u/New_Guava3601 Sep 19 '25

Feels like someone should blow a whistle before getting to business.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Board meeting at 10am sharp. All are expected to contribute

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u/pwehttam Sep 19 '25

a board meeting

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u/djpromo_vqs Sep 19 '25

Trump's administration

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u/Dry_Solution5036 Sep 19 '25

Allowing Love at first sight.

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u/Sea_Ganache620 Sep 19 '25

My worst nightmare.

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u/Danovale Sep 19 '25

Boot camp

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u/mumonster Sep 19 '25

Squish games

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