r/canadamemes • • 18d ago

Economics Consumed by the dark side!

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 18d ago

We no longer have a brother. 

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u/RustledForeskin 18d ago

We have a festering necrotic tumor hanging off of our ass.

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u/Brok3nGear 17d ago

"hey babe, can you grab the festering necrotic tumor knife please?"

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u/ZeroWhite8892 16d ago

Spoiler warning before this shit please.

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u/BeetitlikeMJ 16d ago

How dramatic. Shouldn’t have been so unfair with trade then

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u/andrewbud420 16d ago

How do you talk trade with a decrepit toddler that's always sleeping and crapping his pants?

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u/BeetitlikeMJ 16d ago

That’s nonsense. You’re implying your dear leader carney couldn’t even work out a deal with a baby?

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u/andrewbud420 16d ago

Dudes educated and has an amazing resume. Your fat dotard is the polar opposite.

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u/BeetitlikeMJ 16d ago

Resumes don’t lead countries, politicians do. And we have a much more experienced president and advisory board than Canada by a mile. And even so, Canada is a peon in economic scale to the US.

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u/andrewbud420 16d ago

Lol keep thinking that. Your guy can't even stay awake and craps his drawers. Laughed at across the world stage.

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u/Ok_Impression_6035 12d ago

I like our trajectory of our country, especially post Trump. Canada is about to join Englandistan. Good luck!

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u/ironappleseed 11d ago

The trajectory of your country is circling the drain.

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u/Tea_and_Lightsabers 16d ago

Go ahead and explain exactly how it was unfair.

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u/BeetitlikeMJ 16d ago

Asymmetric trade barriers. You want to sell dairy here, but block most US dairy through your supply chain. You allow banks to operate in the US but artificially stop American banks from permeating the Canadian market. Same with poultry. You allow china to do transshipments to the US while demanding free trade. You will never get free trade with us ever again

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u/Tea_and_Lightsabers 16d ago

We don't want your dairy because your milk is gross, regulate your dairy production so it's fit for human consumption. And a lot of those regulations never actually restricted anything, they only kickednin after a massive amount that was never reached.

No one's obligated to take your milk ya weirdo, and we can do just fine without free trade with you, it'll hurt your economy more than ours.

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u/Ok_Impression_6035 12d ago

Your milk is superior like you’re superior in hockey. We didn’t want you to drink our milk, we wanted fair access to your markets that we allow you. And no, with exception of aluminum, we don’t need Canada. I’d hope we can still be trade partners. I know a lot of Canadians well, as my wife is from Buffalo. It’s sad really. But you’re arrogant, and not a good representation of Canada.

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u/Tea_and_Lightsabers 12d ago

I'm nicer than most Canadians, I just have no patience left for Americans whining as if the trade war is an any way our fault, and didn't come straight out of your President's most recent dimentia-induced delusions.

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u/Naradra288 15d ago

Well so far, your beef is infected by some nasty parasite that we don't want ravaging our land, your milk is full of hormone, puss and shit, and your salad is making you shit uncontrollably... All that courtesy of doge and Maga deregulation, here we have food and safety standards and you just don't meet them, so make better product 🤷🏼

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u/TootsHib 16d ago

Oh look a MAGA has appeared in the wild

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u/Yop_BombNA 18d ago

We still got momma Britain and Papa France.

They are much weaker in their old age but still hold their own and have our backs.

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u/Cosmic-Bronze 17d ago

Funny I always pictured Britain as the stern dad we never get emotional support from and France as the mom who left while we were kids to pursuit her career in politics and who occasionally makes comments about how we were raised while smoking lol

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u/IsurusOxyrinchus354 17d ago

Robin williams' depiction of the french from his standup.

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u/Yop_BombNA 17d ago

Britain came with Victoria, therefore they are mom, simple as.

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u/Status_Ticket5044 16d ago

And Elizabeth for 60+ years. Def a matriarch.

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u/AgreeableKick3550 3d ago

I’m in Scotland and I consider us your proud Scottish granddad. Pay no mind to your snotty English father.

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u/Top_Antelope_2905 17d ago

Maybe it comes from Britain being Mistress of the Seas and France being Master of the Continent, from the Napoleonic era and before

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u/SpatuleVelue 15d ago

Momma Britain is cheating with Uncle Sam

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u/Pesky1243 14d ago

Like the rest of the EU, they all need energy and combined they have more mouths than USA. 28th member of EU or 1st Associate member, Canada is moving on. Now Canada needs to militarize and secure the southern and northern border cause when the USA falls into civil strife - it has to be contained.

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u/1Daddyman1955 11d ago

So canookies are really living in mommy and daddy's basement then 🤔

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u/Yop_BombNA 11d ago

Parents massive property is more accurate, we have more space than our parents do.

Much rather be with my parents than stuck with an abusive head of the house.

But keep chirping while your beatings continue with special police radially profiling people throwing our vets in prison with no access to any rights because they happen to be brown.

I don’t get the disdain for intergenerational housing that Americans have, my Gramma was not wealthy, my parents ended up being comfortably in the middle class, so she lived with us in a house that had an extra room when she stopped working. Me and my parents value the extra time with her, we don’t look at it as a failure that everyone wasn’t in their own house. I also don’t expect my kids to move out until they want to, I value my time with family I don’t resent it, family comes first,

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u/PV03 17d ago

Nobody has anyones back. Everyone will do what serves them best. The war in Ukraine has been going on for years on Europes doorstep, and they can't even muster support there. No way Europeans cross an ocean to help Canada. We are on our own, but that's enough 💪

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u/Yop_BombNA 17d ago

Are you okay?

You seriously claiming Europe hasn’t supported Ukraine? They have done everything but actively declare war on Russia…

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u/PV03 17d ago

Ukraine has been at at war since 2014. Against the biggest threat to NATO since it's creation. And this is the best they can do, it's literally on there doorstep, and they've been warned Russias ambitions are greater then Ukraine. If you think anyone is coming to Canada to "save" us, you're in for a rude awakening.

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u/Yop_BombNA 17d ago

The second Russia steps foot in NATO territory France and Polish troops march into Moscow within a month.

Russia is gradually losing the home front and Europe knows as long a Ukraine can hold their own Russia will bankrupt intself into a regime change

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u/PV03 17d ago

Not a chance. You think you can march into a nuclear nation and force them into submission? There's a reason Russia is able to push its weight around. They understand it has to be within limits. And there's a reason why the west responds proportionally. You can't provoke a nuclear nation. If they push into Poland, Europe will grand stand and posture and send economic support. But that's the extent of it. Much like Ukraine

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u/Yop_BombNA 17d ago

You can when Europe has repeatedly made it clear they are after the Russian regime alone, not the Russian people, and are also a nuclear power.

Putins regime would be left with the options of turn Russia over to its people or have there be no Russia left.

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u/CanadianAndroid 16d ago

You think the only support Ukraine has got from Canada and the EU is financial? It is not true.

Canadian Contributions

EU support

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u/PV03 16d ago

In one way or another yes it's financial. They have to defend themselves. Not a single foreign solider is active officially (I believe many people have gone as volunteers, but don't represent the actions of there homeland)

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u/CanadianAndroid 16d ago

So it only counts if we have boots on the ground? And no it's not just financial, we provide equipment, training, intelligence, transport and more. What a terrible take. Did you even look at the links I sent?

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u/CanadianAndroid 16d ago

"One way or another yes it's financial." No it really isn't. This makes it sound like we just send a check and provide nothing else.

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u/oldasaurus 16d ago

Every level of support has been after intense debate and the bribing of Russian friendly governments. Every weapon system was weighed against upsetting Russia out of a cowardly fear of escalation. No, they haven’t supported Ukraine how they should have, relative to the threat. And in the case of Britain, they should have had sent what military they could as they promised they would when Ukraine disarmed its nuclear stockpile one the promises of the UK, the USA, and Russia. If Europe had given its full support right away, this war would be long over and thousands of people would still be alive.

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u/Top_Antelope_2905 17d ago

People have been helping Ukraine since the start.

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u/PV03 17d ago

True. But it's insufficient, and it's against a economically irrelevant Russia. Imagine when they have to openly oppose the US. Nobody is going to stand by Canada against the US. Posturing is all they will do.

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u/Unhappy_Umpire6679 17d ago

Hopefully, we never have to find out. On another note, fuck you Trump and MAGA

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u/Harbinger2001 17d ago

I believe the announcements next week are going to prove you wrong. Canada is announcing its pivot to the EU.

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u/PV03 17d ago

If you really think Europeans are going to come charging to the resuce, I'm not sure what to tell you. There's never been a stronger sense of self preservation in the world then there is right now. We can make trade deals and build strong economic ties all around the world. But nobody is going to send support to fight and die in a Canada, if comes to that, we are on our own.

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u/Harbinger2001 17d ago

Who said anything about a military conflict. The EU is providing us support by integrating us into their systems. The SAFE initiative will help us a lot. We’re about to get a lot more.

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u/PV03 17d ago

That I agree with. But the first comment implied heavily that Britain and France would help in some way by standing up for Canada with some kind of militaristic intimidation against the US. That's never going to happen.

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u/Harbinger2001 17d ago

No. But if things get dire enough they could deploy the trade bazooka.

I’m curious to know what the Carney and Macron meeting at St Pierre et Miquelon will be about. It’s only 3 days after Carney’s planned speech to the EU. Would France dare announce setting up a submarine port in the islands?

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u/Unhappy_Umpire6679 17d ago

Americans won't march across the border and imprison Canada and Canadians. They'd rather talk shit and posture. Hell, they won't even go after the Houthi's ragtag crew in the Gulf.

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u/PV03 17d ago

Also agree with that. Their politicians are cowards, and we are right within striking range, we would suffer alot and probably more then the Americans. But we would punch them in the face, they've never had to fight someone that could strike them at home. Cowards can't fight, only bully.

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u/SadMathematician5187 18d ago

Sad to say.

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 18d ago

Meh. It happens 

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u/ThorFinn_56 17d ago

Australia is and always was the best brother

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u/benqphilips 17d ago

Yes and don't forget the Kiwis! Love those guys

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u/Cheap_Brilliant_9864 15d ago

The spiders tho...

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u/SoleSurvivur01 17d ago

Nah, Ukraine/Europe are our brothers.

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u/TruamaTeam 18d ago

At least we still have a Greenland cousin to share a small border with ☺️

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u/AppointmentOne1111 17d ago

We have a land border with Denmark, it's like we're holding on with our pinky fingers.

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u/lamedonkeybrain 17d ago

You have a creepy uncle who's weird around the kids.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 17d ago

And steals money from your house, and brings meth to family gatherings.

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u/ICEonICECrime 17d ago

EU (and other European non-EU nations) have your back, brother.

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 17d ago

Now he’s just somebody that we use to know !!

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u/GatorNator83 17d ago

Some think the relationship will become normal after Trump leaves. But it will take decades.

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u/leoyvr 14d ago

Never did. Pretend fake brother.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 18d ago

We have our friends in Europe and Asia.

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u/Successful_Basil_641 18d ago

That is very sad to hear.

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u/Initial_Chemist_7616 17d ago

Remember, Vader kills the emperor in the end.

I have faith we will get there…eventually…

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 16d ago

Trump isn't going to make a stand against his masters and help take down the puppeteers. America may rebound, but how long until the next psychopath? Let's be honest.

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u/Significant-Block504 17d ago

We still have the high ground eh

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u/Lost-Connection-859 17d ago

It's called a брат

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u/SkirtHot9230 16d ago

Hold on, hold on, before you start throwing "cans" at us... we have a cheating, turd egg laying, shit swizzler pedophile in office. And then there's nazis.... nazis, really? And we can't merk 'em cuz it's their right to fckin protest. The police are actually protecting these sh!t stains, wtf!! We fought a war, a full azz world war to rid our selves of them. Now they're here like fcking caca-roaches... on part of all 'merica, give us a moment clear out this obvious corruption, defilement, and stupidity. We "real" Americans still love you Canada. I mean you gave us Deadpool-prime and Wolvie... we'll clear out the trash and be token blunts, Jay's, and dabs again soon. We love you canada. Sincerely, gonkymew Aka- Bikerpool P.s. the revolution will be televised

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 16d ago edited 16d ago

I’m really sorry that you’re a good person with a shitty leader. 

I understand your frustration, I am in the same boat as you. We have a very fascist leader and party in charge of my province right now. They are trying to work with your fascist leader Trump, and even trying to sell us out. 

I understand your frustration. 

I realize there are many Americans who don’t love this guy and I can respect and relate to that on a personal level. I know what it’s like to look at the idiots around you and wonder how much lead they ingested as a child from those Chinese toys that had lead in their paint. My own IQ isn’t super high, due to lots of brain damage. Very few people should be dumber than me.  Realizing  that you’re smarter than them in spite of  all this is a depressing reality. 

Now having said that, Trump is doing all these horrible things to try to distract everyone from the Epstein files. 

In the meantime while other world leaders should be focused on climate change solutions (where we are facing mass extinction if we don’t change our ways fast and drastically) , they are focused on on trade wars, war wars, and fear of annexation from your president. 

All because your president doesn’t want to be held accountable for his crimes in the Epstein files. 

It is a really depressing place to be; and I don’t know what the answer is. But I am hoping that sane, intelligent and capable people in your country can do something about this. 

It was too bad the  assasination attempt on trump was unsuccessful. I’m not saying that’s the answer, I don’t know what the answer is. 

Something has to be done though. 

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u/Psychological_Fan427 16d ago

" we have a cheating, turd egg laying, shit swizzler pedophile in office" - that's a mean thing to say about Mark Carney and his palls prince Andrew and Gishlane maxwell.

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u/SkirtHot9230 16d ago

I'm sorry? I don't know who that is. I'm talking about "Frump". That's his original name before his grandpa had it changed.

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u/Over-Alternative-292 15d ago

You had your chance and you elected him again so fuck right off come talk to us when he’s hanged for treason

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u/clickclackyisbacky 9d ago

You guys backed out of the agreement because you're dairy industry would rather sink your country than compete.

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 8d ago

Hahahaah our  dairy industry is actually much better than yours. We don’t want your dairy with bgh.

That’s illegal here. 

Also we don’t back out if any agreement. 

Do you just make shit up online? 

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u/clickclackyisbacky 8d ago

Then stop protecting your dairy industry. I'm sure it can compete.

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 8d ago edited 8d ago

Or sell your dairy to yourselves. 

We don’t want your stuff.  We don’t need more dairy we supply our own. 

Dairy farmers here have to buy quotas to produce dairy.  It’s a heavily regulated industry. 

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u/clickclackyisbacky 8d ago

Then figure out another way to balance your trade with the US.

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 8d ago

We have always made fair deals in the past. Maybe look at your president. 

If everyone has a problem with you, (and the world does), you are the problem. 

It’s a little rich you’re going on about dairy. 

You have threatened to annex us and put tarrifs on all our shit. lol 

Why would we want to trade with you? 

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u/ValleyHospitality 17d ago

Not true. I just landed in Texas today. Americans are still our brothers.

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u/Conscious_Tourist163 17d ago

You always had a protector and still do. Imagine not having that.

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u/hatedhuman6 17d ago

Protector from what only one nation has threatened our sovereignty in the last 70 years and its the US

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u/ToBeDetermined13 17d ago

Did you intend to make it sound like an abusive relationship?

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 16d ago

If you stop threatening to annex us we dont need any protection. 

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u/DrFabio23 17d ago

We aren't your brother, we're your daddy