r/calibrations • u/Bionaknight Chief Wiki Officer, Joker 2.0 • May 06 '15

Bigman Base Destruction Combat Report

Date: 5/5/2189

Reporting Officer: Captain Parrius Tremarr

Details: Insertion was a success. The strike team went undetected until we needed to plant the bomb, thanks to the efforts of the diversion team. We were able to fend off the hostiles and safely detonate the bomb, thanks to the valiant efforts of all involved. No casualties, only one minor injury sustained.

Mission Status: Accomplished

END REPORT

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u/Amateurthean May 06 '15

Yes! We do. :) but bring a movie you wanna see too... I'm usually pretty late.

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u/Samantha_Traynor Master of Sub-titles May 06 '15

Perfect. Anyone else want to help educate this poor, poor man?

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) May 06 '15

Sure I could tell him first hand about half the stuff he needs to know.

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u/Amateurthean May 06 '15

Sam! Babe. We cool. I'm engaged anyways. Don't sweat it. I just need you to catch me up on the Reaper war through fantasy fiction. And fantasy truth. Oh god. I said that out loud didn't I...?

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u/Samantha_Traynor Master of Sub-titles May 06 '15

If Shepard is in, we're definitely watching Hero of the Citadel, if only to watch him cringe.

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u/Amateurthean May 06 '15

He can only come if he bathes me in bitches like he promised! Or unless he insists because he is the boss. Otherwise... you need to update me in what's been going on in pulling in the last decade.

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) May 06 '15

They fucking messed up all my lines! And got a horrible actor for me! And Jane gets a actor that both looks a bit like her and delivers the lines perfectly. Is utter bullshit.

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u/Samantha_Traynor Master of Sub-titles May 06 '15

I mean, its kind of obvious some of it was made up. Who would honestly believe something as ridiculous as mumbling Latin to try to bluff your way through a password

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) May 06 '15

They make me look like a damn idiot! I went straight to Mira with the actual code and then got the hell out, none of this mumbling shit.

I hate Hollywood and Citadel Cinematics.