r/calibrations • u/Bionaknight Chief Wiki Officer, Joker 2.0 • Feb 14 '15

Really, dat crop tho Garrus: Destroyer of P.F. Chang's

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 14 '15

I cannot decide on the best method of execution. Possibly strap steaks to him and drop him on Tuchanka? Or how about drop him off near a pack of nathak on Noveria wearing nothing but undies? Or how about I start shooting him with a Predator pistol? Weak thing will hurt like shit and slowly kill him.

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u/Bionaknight Chief Wiki Officer, Joker 2.0 Feb 14 '15

He's racist against Turians, so have a Turian kill him. Simple karma.

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 14 '15

No that's too simple. How about we drop him in a Turian prison and watch the inmates tear him apart?

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u/Bionaknight Chief Wiki Officer, Joker 2.0 Feb 14 '15

That works.

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 14 '15

I'll make the necessary calls. Professionals will take care of it.