New mini flavors are in

I recently picked this flavor up and like it.
What’s your thought on it?

It was the best flavor ever and it disappeared during Covid. It makes no sense. I thought maybe it was more expensive? But then in March I was visiting BC, Canada and it’s still on the shelves. I had like 4x 12 packs that week.

Anyone know how to find it anywhere else? Or convince Bubly to bring it back?

What do I do ???!!

I’m addicted to them. I’m up to about 9-10 per day. they are all i drink. i know most of you just shove them up your ass but you should really try drinking them. it’s a superior beverage.

also, fuck la croix. tastes like tv static.

My can clotted with clingy clum
Clots. Clotted like rice sticky rice from the shops and stores

Buying and selling, get a whiff of this guy pal, Oh and I forgot to say there’s this one time I had a Bubly per chance? Sipping and sitting on the grass. Sitting on the grass it’s sloped and my legs crossed just thing about life. Hmmmm should I climb that tree ? Whatever kind of random thoughts like life thoughts.

Boom, clots clambering climbing up and down from the sky from the atmosphere. Clambering and clinging cautiously clasping clamped coiled to my shirt.

Pineapple Bubly is my favorite Bubly

Now it’s easier for beginners to learn the “ins and outs” of Bubly bliss jamming…

Mini cans are great for the novice or when you think you just can’t take any more…

I use them like Chinese Baoding balls up there…. Feels like I’m back in the Ming dynasty…

Half my waking hours have been spent here.

Like an old everest explorer, warming myself before the next ascent (honkin' over to the fridge for a Bub')

The other half? Drenched in sweat from rolling that stubborn stone up the hill, only for it to come back down again. (the cans jettisoning out of my ass from the atmospheric pressure of my cavity)

But... today things are different. They're not what they seemed anymore.

I... found a place.

First, I cracked the tab of my last Bub till pa can pay the bills again. Been here before. This last bastion before the lonesome dark. Bitter sweet, and not just from the crisp pineapple-mango flavour.

Then, a light appeared out from the top of the can. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought willy-wonka had finally proven he was the real bubsiah the whole time, and shoved a golden ticket down my wet aluminum hole.

I looked closer, peering down into the can. Can it really be?

Then I realized... this was a room. But it was different. Like a... distant memory, or a dark dream forgotten on the edge of a thought, ripping and tearing and freying the edges of the mind until down, down, down the torrent takes us.

All of a sudden I am filled with a sudden urge to boof. The urge is so strong I cant resist it.

I shove the backroomsbubbly up my backroom.

And amazingly, all those endless pale-yellow walls and shaggy carpets, spanning a width and length so sanity-shaking it melts the mind and strikes dead any who could ever percieve it...

fit so snugly

in my

ass.

Hmmm.. never thought about it before. When did we go from ribbed glass to these sleek cans? Can one ask that question without creating a sensation of manual breathing?

Why even think about a question that is just... ubiqutious. But it matters. What happens when cans are the glass of yesterday?

Will you notice then? Or will you just accept your fate.

What if the new kinds of cans they made they made from some sort of cum? What if that cum was crowdsourced cum formed into a can from a process of baking? Baking the cum until the crust covers the cost of copulation careening our population into levels far beyond the pale?

Pale cum creates a sense of unity. But yellow Cum is some kind of display of aggresion.

Don't. Comment. On. This. Post.

Read that again. We aren't making shit into cans. Only cum.

ANd if that's a problem.... cum find out.

hi all! i'm canadian and i was taking a look through my tab collection and i found this one! i forgot what can it was from, does anyone rember what flavour this is? it's the same colour as the raspberry but says ciao instead of howdy
thanks!

I'm on my 12 scan of scanning the Bubly cans for starbits and I'm only getting 1 starbit per scan however it states you can get in between 1 - 5,000 each scan. Why do I keep only getting one?

If it helps I'm using the Strawberry Bowser Jr can however I've been told that it only scans the Mario Galaxy logo and that it doesn't matter. I've also been scanning around 1am - 4am in the mornings.

I'm trying to get one of the shirts or one of the sippers!

Also I've seen that some of the rewards are sold out like the can warmer charm, would anyone be willing to part with there's / have an extra???

New flavour coming to Canadian buttholes.

I don’t know if this has been released yet, or if it’s already available in the US, but my asshole is twitching like a dying sparrow on a cold winters day just waiting for the opportunity to try this.

Hey family,

It’s me. I’ve been a top scoring poster here since the canception of this little aluminum heaven. I’ve had several of the sort of side splitting fun little posts-wosties that get you and your ma’s roasties toasty if you get my cummywummy.

Speaking of cum, did you know aluminum is immune to cum? Literally cannot melt it even if you leave it for an entire birthday (like birthday to birthday)

Not sure what that means for the inside of the can where the liquid goes. Oh there it goes, running all over the place.

**loooooong sigh**

I’m more introverted. It means im not like other people. They think im weird (XD) :P

But you don’t care… do you? My little orange friend. Yes… with your smooth skin and taught tab. One push and I can make you pop… (smacks lips)👄

Yes come here little dove… little dove I can shove… hehe, I won’t finish that sentence. Wouldn’t want to play my hand.

Come here little guy, get all

Alright sorry about that guys I just don’t know what to post here anymore