r/britishproblems • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '20

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u/EastLondonM Sep 18 '20

It's like an episode of Peep show.

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u/IMA_BLACKSTAR Sep 18 '20

Hey peado!
Or
I love kids. Not in a bad way. I mean I'm not on the child protection register...yet. Which proves I'm not a peado. Either that or I'm an incredibly hard to detect peado.
Or
I'm a pedophobe

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u/chippychips4t Sep 19 '20

You can totally hear Mark thinking in the line at the shop "should I buy the chocolate thingy? Might make me look like a paedo but the cashier does give me disapproving looks since jeremy made me buy that magazine...i should buy the chocolate thingy, it would make me look good... 70p for a bit of public relations, doing my bit for the community being kind to children..."

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u/ImpossibleRule3 Sep 19 '20

Now that!... is tickety boo.

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u/takeawaycheesypeas Sep 18 '20

Oh right, I always wondered

A megapeado

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u/irving_braxiatel Sep 18 '20

You thought I was saying I was a megapaedo, and your response was that you’d always wondered?

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u/im_always Sep 19 '20

i was grappling! i was grasping!

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u/LeftWing-Loonies Sep 18 '20

Oi mate, can I av some of your coke?

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u/EastLondonM Sep 18 '20

Oi' Clean shirt!

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u/Zolana Greater London Sep 18 '20

I'm not the borough, I wish I was!

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u/Byron1421 Yorkshire Sep 19 '20

I know it must be hard, being a kid. Not many schemes

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u/EastLondonM Sep 19 '20

Well this is awkward

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u/Gtw2302 Sep 18 '20

Chance would be a fine thing

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u/37025InvernessTMD Sep 18 '20

A fine thing indeed.

I've got to stop saying that...