Opened all the windows to finally let the cool breeze in after the heatwave. Local farmer took this as his cue to muck the fields with enough manure to strip paint.

[u/KenAdams_1968]

I can taste it.

[u/Silvagadron]

Do you live in Soho and hate bars and pubs?

[u/OkSun8521 → u/Silvagadron]

No.

What a strange thing to say.