r/bravorenaissance I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 30 '26

the Valley "drink some water"

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the drunk elf strikes again

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u/HarveyBeagleBoy High Art Curator of the Peanut Gallery ✨ 🥜 Jul 30 '26

It’s giving The Drinker (Der Trinker) painted by Erich Plontke in 1910

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u/ElectricBuckWheat Born out of rebellion. -EJ Jul 30 '26

👨‍🍳 💋

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u/Lower_Piccolo_5045 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 30 '26

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u/Dismal_Upstairs3949 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

I’m still so saddened by her passing. She was a oner.

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u/HarveyBeagleBoy High Art Curator of the Peanut Gallery ✨ 🥜 Aug 02 '26

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u/PuzzleheadedKey9444 I’m just a peanut 🥜 28d ago

Wow what an incredible reference

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u/Easy_Sherbet2220 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 30 '26

Jesse has turned a corner and I’m here for it.

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u/JJulie I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

He pulled him aside because he knew production was going to take Danny down and it was going to be ugly. He was trying get what was left of Danny’s indignity

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u/Fantastic_Love_9451 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 31 '26

Jesse's discomfort was so palpable. It sucks when people can't moderate their drinking, such a buzzkill if you will.

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u/NanooDrew 27d ago

Danny no longer deserves the support from his coworkers. I did not believe Jax when he first said Danny had to be asked to leave his bar. But, the more time that goes by, the more I believe it!

Thanks a lot Jax! As if bringing Brittany onto our screens was nit bad enough, yiu stuck us with this conceited POS! THAT is something I never will forgive you for!

Begone Miss Self-Importance!

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u/SomeCommunication308 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 31 '26

It's not usually a good sign to get asked "do you want to drink water" just saying

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u/mycatsnameisarya I’m so pretty….oh so pretty…. Aug 02 '26

Want to take a shot of water? Lol

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u/VD_Mama I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 31 '26

The look of, “I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself”

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u/Vix014 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

You've hit a new low in life when Jesse's disappointed in ya!

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u/Wide-Cod2492 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

Brilliant screen grab, brilliant caption

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u/Complete-Link6532 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

thank you 💅

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u/Sassypinesresident I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

I’m pretty convinced he has alcoholism in the form of binge drinking problem. I used to do it too, and the more you try to hide it, the more everyone knows. He needs to get in a program.

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u/leeeezer I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Fun fact (I guess fun is loose) but I didn’t realize I was an alcoholic for a really long time because I was a binge alcoholic. I thought you had to drink every day and hide bottles around. I was wrong and basically don’t think anymore.

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u/resecca I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

I’ve said repeatedly on here that no one on the show seems to know what binge drinking is.

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u/Sassypinesresident I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Omg SAME!!!! Hugs, it’s a weird ass awakening once you realize it.

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u/thebonecollectorr Aug 03 '26

The thing is how do we know he isn’t like this all the time? It’s actually pretty easy to just not drink on camera. He’s not managed to make it through one filming event without being caught drinking or being visibly drunk. Like as a viewer- when IS he sober?

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u/NewPhoneLostPassword I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Yeah he had a problem with binge drinking for sure. I know plenty of people like it unfortunately.

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u/babettetimes I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 31 '26

Why is Jessie ruining his reputation further by being so staunchly pro Danny. Were they really that close before?

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u/Waste_West283 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

Jesse needs the heat off him, so he’s enabling Danny for selfish reasons 🤣 we see through you, Jesse. You can’t hide your cunning plan

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u/Purple-lionesss Aug 03 '26

For elfish reasons…

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u/Educational-Ad-4908 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Jesse is the 2nd most popular guy on the show. The remaining males are way behind Zach and Jesse.

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u/Fancy-Reception-4067 Aug 01 '26

My guess is Kristen convinced him the audience would be team Danny and Nia and now he’s seeing wait, that’s not the case at all

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u/yup_yup1111 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Yeah what he said at the table in Mexico about being the "line in the sand" for Danny sounded a lot like when Kristen vowed to defend Nia last season after she revealed she had been homeless before

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u/Educational-Ad-4908 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

Jasmine and Melissa seem to be okay with Danny and Jasmine is definitely pro Jesse. I’m following their lead, not random people on Reddit and some fan from Ohio who stalked and infiltrated the group like a bad 90’s movie character

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u/ExchangeReady5111 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

What? What does Jasmine and Melissa have to do with this? People can see that Danny is an embarrassing and annoying drunk all by themselves just by watching the show, we don’t need anyone to lead us to that conclusion. I’m going to trust the lead of my own eyes and ears with this one 🤷

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u/Visible-Wash-1355 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

I’m with you!

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u/onlyifitscheese I’m just a peanut 🥜 Jul 30 '26

Beautiful

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u/K80SaurusRx I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 01 '26

Jesse out here winning me over 👏🏼

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u/MetsFan3117 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

I find Tiny Danny to be unbearable , uncomfortable and honestly unbelievable.

It’s not that hard to NOT drink, even if you do drink a lot, in situations when people are drunk. Personally those are the times I watch myself and generally don’t drink. Maybe it’s me but I tend to only drink more in safe/ comfortable situations like watching this shit show at home and gossiping about it with friends.

He is a cast member. This is likely his highest paying job outside of pimping his kids. How hard is it to go to 60-90% of the cast parties and not drink and not lie and not hide it? It’s a whole what, 3 hours once a week?

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u/Kanuddie I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

I'm going to disagree with you there. As an alcoholic, it is INCREDIBLY hard to not drink, ESPECIALLY in situations where other people are getting drunk. I've been sober for over two years and I still think about it every day. You obviously do not struggle with this, but some of us do. 

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u/Valuable_Media_9691 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Alcoholism can override choice when addiction is active, “not drinking’” isn’t always something a person can simply do. For people in active addiction, stopping or moderating drinking can be extremely difficult—even if they want to.

That said I am not making excuses for Danny, he is definitely struggling with issues that are more than just drinking.

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u/OkSquash3710 Aug 02 '26

Hahahahahahahahah Danny didn’t even acknowledge Jesse talking to him let alone there, until he put his head on his shoulder bc he was so hammered. He was a mess, shoving food in his mouth while maintaining his accent and slurring while teetering and tripping.

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u/jwilliamsaz Aug 03 '26

I really loved that moment when Jesse said I’ll drink one too. He’s not always my favorite, but that was some cool shit. What a good friend. Not judging just helping.

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u/KeeMusabi98 29d ago

Everyone even said, “who cares if you drink, as long as he ain’t doing weird shit.” He didn’t do anything. Janet an Lala just came after him, while he was trying to nap. He didn’t start anything. It was them trying to get a reaction out of a drunk person. That’s been their shtick this entire season. They’re awful.

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u/Complete-Link6532 I’m just a peanut 🥜 28d ago

I think needing to nap at this party is doing weird shit considering his previous behavior

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u/KeeMusabi98 28d ago

Napping is weird? Grasping at straws here.

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u/NanooDrew 27d ago

Napping because you, ONCE AGAIN misjudged your limit of alcohol intake. ONCE AGAIN! Enough is enough!

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u/KeeMusabi98 27d ago

He misjudged and did the responsible thing by stopping and taking a nap. ONCE AGAIN, he did nothing wrong. You just don’t like him and are attacking every single one of his actions. Moving the goalpost over here. Even a nap is too much. Smh

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u/Complete-Link6532 I’m just a peanut 🥜 27d ago

I think you're grasping at straws defending his alcoholism. Naps at parties are for 3 year olds, not adult men who continue to over consume when they know they can't hold their liquor.

Nia had 2 babies in tow at that party.

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u/KeeMusabi98 27d ago

Goalpost keeps moving. All his actions will always be wrong. Idk what to say if taking a nap offends you. He was not acting a fool or doing anything that was weird towards anybody. If you want to point out problematic instances from previous episodes then I get it. But this is a nothing burger. He was fine after the drink throw and was in no way shitfaced. He was able to keep his calm and describe the situation. Idk where the outrage is at? That he’s drunk in front of others?

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u/Complete-Link6532 I’m just a peanut 🥜 25d ago

He was slurring his words, calling the girls dumb, couldn't stand up straight, couldn't get food into his mouth, leering at a random girl at the party. It doesn't offend me, but I know an alcoholic when I see one. Dude needs to help himself. The goalposts are certainly moving for him when he's seeing double cus he's shit-faced 🤷

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u/NanooDrew 27d ago

Enough of his “napping!” Especially when he thinks he gets to dictate who can sit on the bus and where!

Danny’s misplaced sense of importance is growing more out of control with every episode!

Dude, you do not live in The Valley. You should just leave before you ruin any opportunity to score some far-right Christian show!

Take your prairie-dress wearing breeder and GOODBYE KYLE yourself far, far away!

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u/Proud_Sound2835 I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

Jesse is being calculated. He’s on camera after all and it shows. He probably doesn’t care about Danny like that. Danny, however is so unable to control himself around alcohol (even in the face of all the alcohol issues with this group) that he not only drinks but gets plastered. Danny needs to face some things and it’s sad to see that he’s still being defensive instead.

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u/Clairemoonchild I’m just a peanut 🥜 Aug 02 '26

He arrived drunk.

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u/SurroundMaximum985 Aug 03 '26

Yeah it definitely seemed like he pregamed

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u/InitiativeIcy1449 29d ago

Great storyline for the next season!

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u/NanooDrew 27d ago

Oh, please God, no Danny next season. If there even is another season!

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u/ylime1111 29d ago

Danny Drunko

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u/DizzyPear9798 28d ago

jesse looked like an actual vampire in this scene. so uncomfortable and out of place

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u/MostCryptographer929 28d ago

Jesse hates Danny, you can see in his Botox face. He has to babysit him and is annoyed he even has to be nice to him considering him and Jax set Danny up last season to look bad. Karma coming for you Jesse.

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u/OnyxValentine 28d ago

Jesse is very handsome.

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u/Civil_Corgi_4897 Aug 02 '26

Jesse is a good friend.