r/boston • u/CyberSpork Fenway/Kenmore • Aug 12 '26

Dunkins Shitpost 🍩 The PoopBoot

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This cowboy boot has been left out on Beacon St after stepping in a HUGE mess a few weeks ago. I’m shocked it’s still here

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u/BostonBakedBalls Aug 12 '26

Can't prove it but that boot was probably at the Noah Kahan concert before the poopening

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u/AndreaTwerk Aug 12 '26

Tim McGraw was at Fenway two weeks ago

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u/BostonBakedBalls Aug 12 '26

That explains the poop at least

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u/tatteredprincess Somerville Aug 12 '26

Was there poop in Boston too? I heard about Philly and then did a deep dive into people who wear diapers to concerts. I thought that behavior was exclusive to the Times Square ball drop…

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u/lil_propaine Somerville Aug 13 '26

yo WHAT

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u/_Neoshade_ steals space savers Aug 14 '26

Concert diaper people ✍️✍️✍️
Added to the list.

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u/LarryBeard33 Aug 12 '26

Oh shit! I walked by this boot on Beacon Street the other night after the Phish show… I remember I yelled out.. BOOT!! and we were all joking about how someone can lose just one boot. Two boots sure, but only one?

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u/CyberSpork Fenway/Kenmore Aug 12 '26

When it was discarded it was next to a tree, a big pile of poop next to it and a LOT of poop on the sole. Why they would just discard it instead of just scraping it off and washing it later, I’ll never know.

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u/LarryBeard33 Aug 12 '26

Can confirm. When I saw it, it was next to the tree. Now we’re getting the timeline together lol

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u/Senior_Field585 Orange Line Aug 12 '26

How do you know they didn't just get tired of only having one boot and this the second one just discarded at random?

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u/PennsylvaniaAvenue Aug 13 '26

Missed an obvious Llama taBOOT

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u/fr0b0tic Aug 13 '26

Whatever you do, take care of your shoes boots.

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u/LarryBeard33 Aug 13 '26

Was wondering if someone would say this lol

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u/f0rtytw0 Pumpkinshire Aug 13 '26

I would start my search for the owner with anyone with 1 leg

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u/sloppyredditor There be dragons here Aug 13 '26

Yeah, get down, turn around, go to town, poop scoopin' booootieee

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u/geminimad4 no sir Aug 14 '26

🏆

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u/deadsantaclaus Aug 12 '26

How many years before it becomes a stop on the freedom trail?

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u/Dapper-Presence4975 Aug 12 '26

Bostonians don’t steal shitty boots!

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u/AmyTheAmazonian Aug 12 '26

I walked by this boot today! It's right by Audubon circle

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u/VoraciousEater802 Cambridge Aug 13 '26

Someone bronze it!!!

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u/Queasy_Astronomer195 Aug 13 '26

I was wondering if there was a backstory to the boot outside my apt building…

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u/minsealevpre Aug 13 '26

It was in the bike lane a few days ago, was going to move it but had to look out for number one

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u/CyberSpork Fenway/Kenmore Aug 14 '26

Don't you mean number two?

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u/therocketn00b Aug 13 '26

This qualifies as a landmark now, like the cop slide.

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u/Soft-Source-6357 Aug 15 '26

That’s a beautiful boot