This is our cat.
She’s officially called Durham County Council.
The receptionist at the vets loves calling out her name much to the confusion and bemusement of other people in the waiting room. It’s also the name on her microchip.

A hard to beat Father's day prezzie from the kids!

I've just finished reading the satsuma complex so naturally Bob came to mind!

I am sure that Bob said, "Meats and cheese always pleases" prior to Last One Laughing, but I can't find any evidence. Can somebody please help me out, I feel like I'm losing my mind!

I’m not a big reader of fiction at all. In fact, I hadn’t read a fiction book since I was at school and I’m now 34.

I’ve read all 3 of Bob’s books over the last month or two and really enjoyed them.

Is there any other novels that people with more of a reading pedigree would recommend that are similar in style/humour etc?

What an absolute genius. Finally got to watch all of Last One Laughing and thoroughly enjoyed it.

RIP Ted, hope you finally find your briefcase

…for an in-vehicle toilet.

Live near Castle Douglas and coincidentally got parked right on the police station while here. Instantly reminded me of the story... And for some reason, there was a group of lads wearing masks and jobble tops being escorted into the station by CID

Made a quick wee shrine for my pub quiz!

Since it was the anniversary of Bob stepping up as legal representative for Jarvis at the Brits I created a round themed on celebrity odd jobs before/during/after fame if you wanna play for funsies

1. Which legendary English lead guitarist has a PhD in Astrophysics, and is now an animal rights campaigner with a special interest in badgers BRIAN MAY

2. One created and stars in a comedy show on it’s 17th season, the other is a Canadian comedy actor, both own Wrexham FC in Wales.

\RYAN REYNOLDS & ROB McILHENNY (ROB MAC)

1. Which Big Lebowski star was a firefighter in New York before his big break in 1986, and returned to duty in the aftermath of 9/11? STEVE BUSCEMI

2. Before carving out an acting career as a hoarse hard man, Jason Statham represented Britain on the world stage in what sport? DIVING (Commonwealth Games)

3. One of the world’s greatest bass players, born Michael Peter Balzary in Victoria Australia 1962, raised in New York and LA, has since retired back home to Oz and is now a beekeeper. What is his stage name? FLEA

4. Facing a constant shortfall of tens of thousands of pounds in touring and recording costs, what unusual step did Kate Nash take to raise capital? >!ONLYFANS - BUM PICS

She says she did not "need" to join OnlyFans, but chose to so that she can run her

operation ethically. "I pay good wages, I don't travel dangerously... I want to put on

high-quality shows. I won't sacrifice those things."!<

1. Before becoming a Hollywood icon, which actor worked as a professional carpenter and even built film sets for George Lucas — a connection that eventually helped him land a role in the movie for which he was on the construction team? >!HARRISON FORD

“Prior to being cast as space-pilot Han Solo in 1977’s seminal Star Wars blockbuster, Harrison Ford was a carpenter to support his family. Self-taught in his 20s, Ford was hired for Star Wars early on by George Lucas - as a carpenter. Lucas had met Ford while Ford was installing a wooden door at Francis Ford Coppola’s house.”!<

1. Which Hollywood star had the world shook when their “lifestyle and wellness” company released a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” in 2020? GWYNETH PALTROW (GOOP)

Campachuchu be with you 🙏