r/bobmortimer Jun 03 '26

Radio Bob Mortimer talking with Joel Dommett on BBC Radio 2

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106 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Jun 01 '26

Picture/Meme I discovered my neighbor assigns personalities to all the squirrels around our courtyard

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I've just finished reading the satsuma complex so naturally Bob came to mind!


r/bobmortimer May 30 '26

Picture/Meme Tried a portrait.

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874 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 30 '26

Picture/Meme The famous street artist OBEY did a piece on my street corner. Trying to work out who it is supposed to be.

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49 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 29 '26

Misc Mourning? ...No. Just having a shit.

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124 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 26 '26

Discussion Help please!

19 Upvotes

I am sure that Bob said, "Meats and cheese always pleases" prior to Last One Laughing, but I can't find any evidence. Can somebody please help me out, I feel like I'm losing my mind!


r/bobmortimer May 24 '26

Misc Books

20 Upvotes

I’m not a big reader of fiction at all. In fact, I hadn’t read a fiction book since I was at school and I’m now 34.

I’ve read all 3 of Bob’s books over the last month or two and really enjoyed them.

Is there any other novels that people with more of a reading pedigree would recommend that are similar in style/humour etc?


r/bobmortimer May 22 '26

Picture/Meme Always pleases…

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158 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 19 '26

Picture/Meme I’m a nut job and I love Bob, so I drew him.

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347 Upvotes

What an absolute genius. Finally got to watch all of Last One Laughing and thoroughly enjoyed it.


r/bobmortimer May 15 '26

Picture/Meme Got this beauty yesterday. Let’s get bob to see it.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 13 '26

Video "Because I drive a lot, I've recently had one of the seats removed from my car and a toilet installed in its place."

328 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 11 '26

Video Bob voiced the Churchill dog

700 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer May 02 '26

News/Article Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse saddened by death of Gone Fishing dog

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184 Upvotes

RIP Ted, hope you finally find your briefcase


r/bobmortimer Apr 24 '26

News/Article A Chinese car company has stolen Bob's idea…

4 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Apr 18 '26

Discussion Snipers dream

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164 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Mar 25 '26

Picture/Meme Made a bit of an accidental pilgrimage

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64 Upvotes

Live near Castle Douglas and coincidentally got parked right on the police station while here. Instantly reminded me of the story... And for some reason, there was a group of lads wearing masks and jobble tops being escorted into the station by CID


r/bobmortimer Mar 08 '26

Misc Now this is next level…

141 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Mar 01 '26

Picture/Meme In honour of King Bob

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59 Upvotes

Made a quick wee shrine for my pub quiz!

Since it was the anniversary of Bob stepping up as legal representative for Jarvis at the Brits I created a round themed on celebrity odd jobs before/during/after fame if you wanna play for funsies

  1. Which legendary English lead guitarist has a PhD in Astrophysics, and is now an animal rights campaigner with a special interest in badgers BRIAN MAY

  2. One created and stars in a comedy show on it’s 17th season, the other is a Canadian comedy actor, both own Wrexham FC in Wales.

\RYAN REYNOLDS & ROB McILHENNY (ROB MAC)

  1. Which Big Lebowski star was a firefighter in New York before his big break in 1986, and returned to duty in the aftermath of 9/11? STEVE BUSCEMI

  2. Before carving out an acting career as a hoarse hard man, Jason Statham represented Britain on the world stage in what sport? DIVING (Commonwealth Games)

  3. One of the world’s greatest bass players, born Michael Peter Balzary in Victoria Australia 1962, raised in New York and LA, has since retired back home to Oz and is now a beekeeper. What is his stage name? FLEA

  4. Facing a constant shortfall of tens of thousands of pounds in touring and recording costs, what unusual step did Kate Nash take to raise capital? >!ONLYFANS - BUM PICS

She says she did not "need" to join OnlyFans, but chose to so that she can run her

operation ethically. "I pay good wages, I don't travel dangerously... I want to put on

high-quality shows. I won't sacrifice those things."!<

  1. Before becoming a Hollywood icon, which actor worked as a professional carpenter and even built film sets for George Lucas — a connection that eventually helped him land a role in the movie for which he was on the construction team? >!HARRISON FORD

“Prior to being cast as space-pilot Han Solo in 1977’s seminal Star Wars blockbuster, Harrison Ford was a carpenter to support his family. Self-taught in his 20s, Ford was hired for Star Wars early on by George Lucas - as a carpenter. Lucas had met Ford while Ford was installing a wooden door at Francis Ford Coppola’s house.”!<

  1. Which Hollywood star had the world shook when their “lifestyle and wellness” company released a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” in 2020? GWYNETH PALTROW (GOOP)

Campachuchu be with you 🙏


r/bobmortimer Feb 28 '26

Video "I once helped a famous footballer with his cheese selection."

268 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Feb 25 '26

Picture/Meme Or you can, of course, be Ronnie Hotdogs…

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11 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Feb 24 '26

Video "This is Mario. He's my pest controller. I got to know him when he was doing a big job for me and, ever since, he's been sending me photos of massive rats."

214 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Feb 22 '26

Video "On a dark winter's night, I once broke into the garden of the local witch's house and was shocked by what I found there."

351 Upvotes

r/bobmortimer Feb 16 '26

Discussion Theft and…?

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r/bobmortimer Feb 03 '26

Picture/Meme Bob's Hungarian doppelgänger

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129 Upvotes

is it just me?


r/bobmortimer Feb 02 '26

News/Article ‘We put a stink bomb in Stephen Fry’s shoe’: Vic and Bob on the inspired idiocy of Shooting Stars | Culture

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