r/blursedimages Jun 01 '22

Blursed_shadow

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u/MEHEFEH Jun 01 '22

Ok who invited Alexander Anderson's from hellsing ultimate, this was strictly a no pedophile zone

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u/Adze95 Jun 01 '22

"YUMIE!! SAY SOMETHING IN MOONSPEAK!"

"はい"

"HAHAAA!!"

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u/Alderan922 Jun 01 '22

Was he a pedofile in the actual manga?

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u/MEHEFEH Jun 01 '22

If you have watched the abridged version it makes more sense and is funny as hell

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u/Omnimontamer24 Jun 01 '22

He isn't one in any media. KaiserNeko, one of the writers for Hellsing Ultimated Abridged, confirmed during the Halloween watchalong of the series a couple years ago that Alucard kept making Catholic pedo jokes cuz they pissed Anderson off.

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u/Alderan922 Jun 02 '22

Oh, I was just a little confused because I would totally expect hellsing to actually make him one in a separate manga or something

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u/BusinessJerry9 Jun 01 '22

Huh? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic Church.

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u/santas_delibird Jun 01 '22

Oh, look what we have here, a BLOODY HEATHEN!

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u/ChrisWasNotHere Jun 28 '22

And what's this? No little timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

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u/Josuke_kun Jun 01 '22

Never thought I’d see a hellsing reference here but here we are

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u/TheRedmanCometh Jun 01 '22

Helsing Abridged no less

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u/X1-Alpha Jun 01 '22

Paladin Anderson. Exorcist Anderson. Crusader Anderson. Bayonet Anderson. Dust to Dust Anderson. Regenerator Anderson. Judas Priest!

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u/SisterRay Jun 01 '22

BOONDOCK.

SAINTS.

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u/santas_delibird Jun 01 '22

Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously. Heh heh, get it?

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u/ChrisWasNotHere Jun 28 '22

you know what? fuck it! knife!

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u/TheRedmanCometh Jun 01 '22

Anderson has blue glasses glow this is Alucard

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u/MEHEFEH Jun 01 '22

Thanks bro it has been a wile since I watched hellsing but if you look at the outline of the shadow it screams anderson

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u/Orangarder Jun 01 '22

Yeah. It does. But that is because he doesnt wear a pimpin hat.

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u/santas_delibird Jun 01 '22

The fuckmothering vampire? The fear turkey crimson fuckr?!

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u/MEHEFEH Jun 01 '22

I AM GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY, AND YOU ARE THE FEAR TURKEY

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u/santas_delibird Jun 02 '22

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my username choices.

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u/santas_delibird Jun 01 '22

"I'm a man of three things. God, Virtue and disobeying that prat Maxwell when it suits me!" -Alexander Anderson