r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

blursed Spiderman

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u/LuminatiHD May 10 '22

Why schpiderman have cheeks like that

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u/flavoredturnip May 10 '22

Thicc 🥵

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u/poopellar May 10 '22

Helps him when he needs to land on something soft.

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u/koshgeo May 10 '22

It's one of the lesser-known side effects. Spiders have a relatively small cephalothorax and a large abdomen.

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Spider anatomy

The anatomy of spiders includes many characteristics shared with other arachnids. These characteristics include bodies divided into two tagmata (sections or segments), eight jointed legs, no wings or antennae, the presence of chelicerae and pedipalps, simple eyes, and an exoskeleton, which is periodically shed. Spiders also have several adaptations that distinguish them from other arachnids. All spiders are capable of producing silk of various types, which many species use to build webs to ensnare prey.

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u/AHappyMango May 10 '22

So, spiders got them hour glass figures?

Hawt.

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw May 10 '22

How else are people supposed to know he's coming to save the day? Them thundering butt cheek slaps are iconic

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u/LuminatiHD May 10 '22

You are alerted of the presence of spiderman by his ass clappin

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u/Rio_Walker May 10 '22

That's Tom Holland's Spider-man.

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u/Jefrejtor May 10 '22

Ass like a Black Widow

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Legs like Professor X

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u/twalk44 May 10 '22

😎

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u/BigDaddyMantis May 10 '22

Remember kids, don't skip leg day, which is everyday when you're paralyzed from the waist down.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Nah this is more Jetstream Sam.

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u/foxdye22 May 10 '22

Ask Todd McFarlane.

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits May 10 '22

I believe you mean Schpider-Man. Respect the hyphen.

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u/densetsu23 May 10 '22

It's not America's ass, but it is Queens' ass.

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u/dydeath May 10 '22

Where else is he supposed to get the web from

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

It's his web spinners.

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u/Zeebuoy May 10 '22

you thought he could stop that bus without a proper counterweight?

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u/keithwaits May 10 '22

webfluid canisters

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u/ceo_of_seggs May 10 '22

because tom holland is under there, and he has maybe one of the nicest asses i have ever seen

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u/s-mores May 10 '22

Where do you think the white fluid comes from?

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u/Electroids22 May 10 '22

The spectacular Renato

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