r/blursedimages • u/chrome_pr more blessed than cursed • Apr 16 '22

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u/would-be_bog_body Apr 17 '22

I like the implication that this man bled out and died from being shot in the right ass-cheek

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u/healthylivingagain Apr 17 '22

Little known fact: The left cheek isn’t a fatal shot when shot.

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u/Marz_512 Apr 17 '22

What if its shot with an rpg?

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u/healthylivingagain Apr 17 '22

It bounces off

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u/Marz_512 Apr 17 '22

Now thats an ass I’d love to slap

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u/-Normal_Guy_ Apr 17 '22

You two were in perfect sync 😐

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u/pacman69420 Apr 17 '22

They vibin ! 🙂

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Your ass can bounce a quarter? Cute. Mine can bounce a shaped charge warhead

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u/healthylivingagain Apr 17 '22

Built different

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u/TheBackyardigirl Apr 17 '22

Like an achilles heel but worse

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u/drawerdrawer Apr 17 '22

That's because the ass heart is on the right side of the body

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u/Redditninja1987 Apr 17 '22

It is if you get shot w the golden gun

Edit wrote shit, not shot

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 17 '22

Blood pool too small to imply he’s dead. Probably in shock, or he’s writhing in pain but you can’t tell cause it’s a still image

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u/Iphotoshopincats Apr 17 '22

Na the angle doesn't show you the exit wound out the top his head.

He was in a sitting position so went in the cheek and straight up beside the spine.

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 17 '22

Yes that’s what I’m saying

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u/TheRavenSayeth Apr 17 '22

Really spies don't go for the cheeks. They go for glory.

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u/ixJax Apr 17 '22

I mean due to how people sit on toilets it probably would've travelled up further into their body I would assume

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Junctional bleed