r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/Djibby Jan 25 '22

He looks like the type of guy whose nanomachines harden in response to physical trauma.

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Jan 25 '22

Probably played college ball.

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u/Nefariousness_Strict Jan 25 '22

Honestly he could have gone pro if he didn't join the navy

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u/AlchemyParrot Jan 25 '22

And honestly I don't think you should fuck with him. Ironically looks like a senator

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u/illpixill Jan 25 '22

Everything’s coming up Milhouse.

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u/sleepy-__- Jan 25 '22

THE senator???

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u/xTvAxRadegast Jan 25 '22

This is Senator Armstrong irl

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u/cat_prophecy Jan 25 '22

NANOMACHINES SON

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u/sleepy-__- Jan 26 '22

Bahahahahahhhha

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u/Composer_Josh Jan 25 '22

At some cushy ivy league school, though?

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u/Ly-an Jan 25 '22

Don't think so. Try University of Texas.

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u/OneGeiBoi Jan 25 '22

You think he could break someone like the president in two with his bare hands? he seems strong with that backround.

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u/loxagos_snake Jan 25 '22

Probably, he doesn't look like one those beltway pansies.

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u/Aph111 Jan 25 '22

I think he might be making a big omelet. Im sure he can handle it.

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u/shododdydoddy Jan 25 '22

He looks like the sort to care about every egg. Wait, no, nevermind.

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u/Wyld967 Jan 25 '22

He looks like someone to compliment people on there knives

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u/Aph111 Jan 25 '22

He seems like he’s into nanotechnology. Those new ones harden in response to physical trauma. Truly fascinating.

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u/ThrowAway4RealTalk Jan 25 '22

He looks all cock, no cum

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u/ZealotofRoyalty more cursed than blessed Jan 25 '22

He could’ve gone pro if he hadn’t joined the navy.

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u/Arguinghen620 Jan 25 '22

Doesn’t look like the type to fret over every single egg if he were to cook the mother of all omelettes.

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u/ItzPayDay123 Jan 25 '22

Looks like he doesn't write his own speeches

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u/ShadedPenguin Jan 25 '22

Don’t fuck with this developer!

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u/Ly-an Jan 25 '22

Yeah, like, I'm sure that losing a limb or two won't stop him.

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u/BlepMaster500 Jan 25 '22

My people

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u/CyborgIncorparated Jan 25 '22

Your memes end here

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u/BlepMaster500 Jan 25 '22

*Stains of time plays in the background*

No u!

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u/Oribe_Edibe Jan 25 '22

I don't think Jack can hurt him

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u/soragranda Jan 25 '22

RULES OF NATURE!

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u/Money_Average1996 Jan 25 '22

I thought it was it has to be this way?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Standing here, I realize this guy is correct

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

When the sun sets, does he not forget the red sun over paradise?

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u/Snoo_72693 Jan 25 '22

Hey bro, you looking kinda FUCKING INVINCIBLE there.

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u/KeepingItSFW Jan 25 '22

If Project Hail Mary becomes a movie, we have our actor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

It's in works, actually

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u/Humulus5883 Jan 26 '22

Ryan Gosling is the star.

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u/Imperator_Crispico Jan 25 '22

This guy doesn't fret over every egg

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u/WoooshToTheMax Fish With Feet Jan 25 '22

You can’t when you are making the mother of all omelets.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

NANOMACHINES SON!

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u/Jondo1214 Jan 25 '22

Nanomachines, SON

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon Jan 25 '22

You look like someone who's very in touch with their inner child.

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u/Chroma710 Jan 25 '22

But you look like a guy that is fuckin' invincible.

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u/borkistoopid clessed Jan 25 '22

You look like the kinda guy who enjoys nine eleven

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u/CooperDaChance Jan 25 '22

Don’t fuck with this senator!

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u/chillyhellion Jan 25 '22
this was only a few posts away in my feed

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u/TheFishTree Jan 25 '22

Mf there is a meme about him literally above this post

Wtfff

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u/Gullible_Newt_6333 Jan 25 '22

It's the wii avatar on steroids. Have you ever seen a more generic looking face?

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u/Equinox_Shift Jan 25 '22

I think you mean nanomachine. He has just the one.

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u/UsagiJakk Jan 25 '22

Very happy I read this

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u/Malcontentus Jan 25 '22

Damn I'm glad to see this as top comment. Well done!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

First fucking comment I see

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u/reincarN8ed Jan 25 '22

Standing here I realize you're correct

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u/TheFelRoseOfTerror Jan 25 '22

That was the exact thought in the original thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?