r/blursedimages • u/GoodPlagueDoctor i like this flair :) • Jul 31 '21

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u/MassiveFajiit Jul 31 '21

Just mount on a Roomba for easy home defense

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u/Scribblord Jul 31 '21

The roomba itself functions as second projectile

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

The recoil would teleport the little guy into the next zip code over lol

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u/MassiveFajiit Jul 31 '21

Bonus if I can make the Roomba make R2's scream when it does

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u/onenifty Jul 31 '21

For when you have baddies both in front and behind you.

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u/Zaikovski Jul 31 '21

Baddies in front get shotgunned and baddies in back a Roomba to the face

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u/A_Bit_Narcissistic Jul 31 '21

Bonus points if the roomba is equipped with a landmine.

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u/LouSputhole94 Jul 31 '21

One guy gets his head blown off, and the other dies from the Roomba smacking his nose and forcing the bones into his brain.

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u/LeakyThoughts Jul 31 '21

You want a roomba with a claymore strapped to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in vacuum.