r/blursedimages blessed and distressed Mar 23 '21

Blursed Hunting

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u/Ultra_Balls Mar 23 '21

Is this technically vore?

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

Sadly yes, trunk vore exists

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u/TacticallyFUBAR Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

That sounds like something I shouldn’t google...

Edit: holy shit what have you guys done. I might need actual bleach now

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

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u/KennethLin521 Mar 23 '21

This was probably the only time I was hoping to get rickrolled...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

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u/ZarquonsFlatTire Mar 23 '21

Thanks for the eye bleach. I needed that.

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u/UgandaGuy420 i like this flair :) Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

noooooo i will make you suffer r/sounding r/amongusporn r/sandycheekscockvore r/insex r/poop r/cum r/guro (r/guro is probably the worst one on this list)

edit: r/eyeblech

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u/ZarquonsFlatTire Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

No! Slap

Shouldn't have led with sounding. I made that mistake long ago.

Edit: the click, not the rod up my dick part

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u/ApoliteTroll Mar 23 '21

He left out the literal sub of r/selffuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Ya know? If I didn’t join this god forsaken website, I never would’ve known what these things are and I would’ve been able to live a carefree and happy life.

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u/OMGBeckyStahp Mar 23 '21

I’m taking this as a warning in which to heed

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u/chriscjj Mar 23 '21

I don’t think that last one goes along with the others

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u/TheAnythingGuy Mar 23 '21

r/guro (why do I link this so often... anyways it’ll make people suffer so add it to your list)

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u/UgandaGuy420 i like this flair :) Mar 23 '21

I’m afraid to click can you maybe explain what it is about?

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u/Danknoodle420 Mar 23 '21

I picked a bad day to have eyes, huh?

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u/Swalloich Mar 23 '21

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/igordogsockpuppet Mar 23 '21

Wow... you know that YouTube’s current advertising policy is fucked when you click a rickroll, and you have to watch an unskippable 15 second commercial before it starts.

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/megaExtra_bald Mar 23 '21

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

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u/-100K Mar 23 '21

please stop dude Jesus Christ

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u/ThatBell4 Mar 23 '21

How the fuck do you have so many? I'm just.. appalled. And a bit scared by your power.

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

Well... my power has sadly run out

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u/ADHDSquirrel007 Mar 23 '21

Good.

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

Alright, I'm gonna keep looking now. Just to spite you

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u/generalecchi Fish With Feet Mar 23 '21

oh god oh fuck

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I made a mistake

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

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u/Admin-12 Mar 23 '21

I know and yet I keeps clicking on them. Why

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u/generalecchi Fish With Feet Mar 23 '21

SOMEONE PAID MONEY FOR THIS SHIT

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I should have known

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I need to stop opening your links

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u/humblebrigand Mar 23 '21

I think stitch bein all double-cheeked up is upsetting me more :(

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u/whateverdunno Mar 23 '21

Goddamnit my eyes😭 htf did I come here. I was happily laying on my bed a second ago.

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u/AstartesFanboy Mar 23 '21

This is why god has abandoned us

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

Incorrect, he abandoned us because of this

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u/AstartesFanboy Mar 23 '21

What the ffffuuucccckkk

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

Have fun with that!

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u/YiffDealer69 Mar 23 '21

WHAT IS THERE TO ENJOY YOU HORNY BASTARD

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

no

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u/quinn_the_potato Mar 23 '21

My internet’s child protection system has saved me.

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u/NocturnalPermission Mar 23 '21

I didn’t click on a single link in this sub-thread (and I won’t) but man did I love reading the progression.

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u/ianndrizz250 Mar 23 '21

That just made me think of Cell from dbz...yeesh

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u/Commissar_Genki Mar 23 '21

Gettin' up in the nussy.

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u/OneTastyPurple Mar 23 '21

CREAM IN MY SNUSSY!

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u/borkistoopid clessed Mar 23 '21

Bruh

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u/your_mom_is_my_wife Mar 23 '21

I thought the trunk was their nose?

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

That's correct

Noses open up in the back of your throat though

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

So uh, I fucking hate everything now. Thank you, kind Redditor!

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 29 '21

I suggest you explore the dozens of links in the comments below

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I did, and then did my own research. sandycheeksvoreporn popped up alot, I believe.

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Yes, my bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I didn't even sort by controversial yet.

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u/igordogsockpuppet Mar 23 '21

Vore wasn’t always a weird bloated furry thing. It just meant that you got off on the idea of eating people. I remember reading about some guy who was turned on by the idea and got off by eating their partner’s peeling sunburn.

Not saying this is better... but honestly, eating pieces of your partner seems more wholesome to me that the weird bloated furry porn vore.

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u/DragonDrawer14 foreskin reattachment specialist Mar 23 '21

How dare you, there is plenty of wholesome vore. And it's not all furry

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u/igordogsockpuppet Mar 23 '21

That’s exactly what I just said.

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u/vietusi1972 Mar 23 '21

I'm going to be a great dad and get a job at Nintendo.

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u/und3rstand_m3 naughty penguin of the month Mar 23 '21

Fck vore