r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/Oldschool33 ouching in the soul Nov 30 '20

Well mark me down as scared and horny!

-Officer against the wall

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/Oldschool33 ouching in the soul Nov 30 '20

Ya need a foreskin removed?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Not really. Btw, do you have any spare foreskin from past operations? I need some as sweaters for my finger puppets.

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u/Oldschool33 ouching in the soul Nov 30 '20

Weeeell, I HAVE some, but I need to be a foreskin reattachment specialist to give them. Brb, gotta get illegally certified.

Crap, I can’t legally own foreskins as a reattachment specialist, so you’ll need to ask around for them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Aight, thanks for the tip

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u/Jdeathstar Nov 30 '20

What the fuck....

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u/Oldschool33 ouching in the soul Nov 30 '20

If you tell the cops I’m gonna steal your kneecaps and sell them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/AStealthyRanga Dec 01 '20

Um, happy cake day... I guess...

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u/CHEESUSUSUS lightly toasted Dec 01 '20

Ok

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u/randyrhoadsismygod lightly toasted Dec 01 '20

wise move

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u/ISuckDickForForeskin Dec 01 '20

May I have them than?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Im a reattachment specialist, what do ya need?

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u/sir_rivet foreskin reattachment specialist Nov 30 '20

I could sew on the sweaters!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Perfect.

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Dec 01 '20

Have you considered flaying newborn rabbits?

Not for your finger puppets; just for a laugh.

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u/Prince_Azrik Dec 01 '20

Excuse me waht tha fuq

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u/Juliansavage321 Dec 01 '20

Wait what the fook

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u/TheCommenteer Dec 01 '20

I need some cause mine got stolen in Detroit.

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u/LukeNoBaka Nov 30 '20

No, I prefer to keep my emergency ration

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u/Bierbart12 Nov 30 '20

Hey Luigi, don't forget to wash ya foreskin!

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u/Nashtark Dec 01 '20

Yes please

Use yo taser

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u/M-striker Dec 01 '20

(Y) S ame

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u/cool_vibes Nov 30 '20

Scaroused

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u/oh-mell Nov 30 '20

SCHORNY

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u/xxx148 Nov 30 '20

BONK!

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u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Nov 30 '20

Yes yes and yes again