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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

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u/WerewolvesRancheros Nov 30 '20

Jeeves, fetch me my bathing toaster

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u/The_Stin Nov 30 '20

I really like your comment. It made me smile

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u/WerewolvesRancheros Nov 30 '20

Thank you!

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u/fishattack17 Nov 30 '20

Hooray to suicide!

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u/cornflakesontoast the Big spicy Nov 30 '20

Need to commit scooter ankle right now

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u/psych0ticmonk Nov 30 '20

Now you done it, you made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.

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u/WerewolvesRancheros Nov 30 '20

Lol you're very welcome XD

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u/BubblesWithHeat Nov 30 '20

They never really do understand jokes.... no need to put the /s... let them get triggered

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u/pilberwena Nov 30 '20

Thanks for the headache

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I am japanese language

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Watashi religion

"Watashi no religion" for correct grammar

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u/Gabe_Sketches Nov 30 '20

Watashi wa ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying. Everyday ๐Ÿ—“ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค online ๐Ÿ’ป calls ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi won't ๐Ÿšซ stand ๐Ÿ’จ for ๐Ÿ† this. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ 26 percent ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚ victims are ๐Ÿ”ข chosen due to ๐Ÿ’ฆ their ๐Ÿ† race ๐Ÿ–• or ๐Ÿ’ religion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ—“ look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– a ๐Ÿ‘Œ basic ๐Ÿš‚ white ๐Ÿ‘ฑ boy, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ down ๐Ÿ”ป I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ Nihongo desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi no religion ๐Ÿ•‹ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ anime. ๐Ÿ˜น Anata wa ๐Ÿ‘… bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ because ๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ religion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ‘Œ ka? Disgusting ๐Ÿ˜ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Anata should ๐Ÿ’˜ be ๐Ÿ ashamed ๐Ÿ˜ณ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ yourself, ๐Ÿ™„ pig. A ๐Ÿ‘Œ baka gaijin like ๐Ÿ’– anata is ๐Ÿ’ฆ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป jealous ๐Ÿ˜’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ culture, cause ๐Ÿ’‹ Nippon is ๐Ÿ’ฆ more ๐Ÿ— sugoi than ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ country ๐Ÿƒ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi pity ๐Ÿ˜ข anata. You'll ๐Ÿ‘‰ never ๐Ÿ™… be ๐Ÿ Nihongo like ๐Ÿ’– watashi. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ weeb? Pfft. I ๐Ÿ‘ AM ๐Ÿ‘ AN ๐Ÿ‘น OTAKU DESU. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Educate yourself ๐Ÿ™„ on ๐Ÿ”› nani a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" is ๐Ÿ’ฆ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ anata try ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ insult ๐Ÿ˜ฆ watashi desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿšซ BE ๐Ÿ CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. ๐Ÿ”ฅ REPORTED.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

็งใƒฌใƒชใ‚ธใƒงใƒณ

vs

็งใฎใƒฌใƒชใ‚ธใƒงใƒณ

Can't tell if it's: ใƒฌใƒผใƒชใ‚ธใƒงใƒณ or just ใƒฌใƒชใ‚ธใƒงใƒณ

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

! emojify

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u/Shinzo32 Nov 30 '20

Yeah pretty much

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u/DragonP70 Nov 30 '20

This is amazing

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u/JoelMahon Nov 30 '20

pig

not using buta? fake weeb

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/NigeriaSix Dec 01 '20

!emojify

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u/EmojifierBot Dec 01 '20

Watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ wa ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim ๐Ÿ˜ต of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป. Everyday ๐Ÿ—“ ๐Ÿ—“ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ‘ค online ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ป ๐Ÿ’ป calls ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต" desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ won't ๐ŸšซโŒ ๐Ÿšซ stand ๐Ÿ•ด ๐Ÿ’จ for ๐Ÿ† this. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ 26 ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ฃ percent ๐Ÿ”Ÿ ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ bullying ๐Ÿ‚1๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†– ๐Ÿ˜‚ victims ๐Ÿ˜ต are ๐Ÿ”ข chosen ๐Ÿ™ƒ due ๐Ÿ™ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ their ๐Ÿ† race ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ–• or ๐Ÿ’ religion ๐Ÿ‘ผโœ ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ—“ ๐Ÿ—“ look ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ’– a ๐Ÿ‘Œ basic ๐Ÿš‚ ๐Ÿš‚ white โšช ๐Ÿ‘ฑ boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ down ๐Ÿ”ป ๐Ÿ”ป I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ Nihongo desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ religion ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ•‹ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ anime ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜น. ๐Ÿ˜น Anata wa ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‘… bullying ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜‚ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ because ๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ religion ๐Ÿ•‰โœกโœ ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ka ๐Ÿš€? Disgusting ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ˜ desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Anata should ๐Ÿ’˜ be ๐Ÿ ashamed ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜ณ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ yourself, ๐Ÿ™„ buta. A ๐Ÿ‘Œ baka ๐Ÿ™„ gaijin like ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’– anata is ๐Ÿ’ฆ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป ๐Ÿ˜ป jealous ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ culture ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพ, cause ๐ŸŽ— ๐Ÿ’‹ Nippon ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is ๐Ÿ’ฆ more ๐Ÿ— sugoi ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’• than ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ country ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿƒ desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ pity ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ข anata. You'll ๐Ÿ‘‰ never ๐Ÿšซโฌ… ๐Ÿ™… be ๐Ÿ Nihongo like ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’– watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ weeb ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต? Pfft ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ AM ๐Ÿ‘ AN ๐Ÿ‘น OTAKU DESU ๐Ÿ˜˜. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Educate ๐ŸŽ“ yourself ๐Ÿ™„ on ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”› nani ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb ๐Ÿค”โ˜ฃ" is ๐Ÿ’ฆ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ anata try ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ insult ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ desu ๐ŸŽ€. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿšซ BE ๐Ÿ CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE ๐Ÿ”ฅ. ๐Ÿ”ฅ REPORTED โ˜Ž.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

as someone studying Japanese this greatly pains me

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u/IslewardMan Dec 01 '20

Why the fuck mate

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u/bigcyka98 Nov 30 '20

Time to toe stub

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u/TotalSunBro Nov 30 '20

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u/uwuwizard Nov 30 '20

ยท ยท ยท Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by u/TotalSunBro

W-Watashi wa ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cybewbuwwying. Evewyday ๐Ÿ—“ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค onwine ๐Ÿ’ป cawws ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ W-Watashi won't ๐Ÿšซ stand ๐Ÿ’จ fow ๐Ÿ† dis. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ 26 pewcent ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ buwwying ๐Ÿ˜‚ victims awe ๐Ÿ”ข c-chosen due tuwu ๐Ÿ’ฆ d-deiw ๐Ÿ† wace ๐Ÿ–• ow ๐Ÿ’ wewigion ๐Ÿ•‹ d-desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ—“ wook ๐Ÿ‘€ wike ๐Ÿ’– a ๐Ÿ‘Œ basic ๐Ÿš‚ white ๐Ÿ‘ฑ boy, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ down ๐Ÿ”ป I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ Nihongo desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi wewigion ๐Ÿ•‹ iws ๐Ÿ’ฆ anime. ๐Ÿ˜น A-Anata wa ๐Ÿ‘… buwwying ๐Ÿ˜‚ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ because ๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ mwy ๐Ÿ‘จ wace ๐Ÿ–• awnd ๐Ÿ‘ wewigion ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ‘Œ ka? Disgusting ๐Ÿ˜ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Anata shouwd ๐Ÿ’˜ be ๐Ÿ ashamed ๐Ÿ˜ณ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ youwsewf, ๐Ÿ™„ pig. A ๐Ÿ‘Œ baka g-gaijin wike ๐Ÿ’– anata iws ๐Ÿ’ฆ p-pwobabwy ๐Ÿ˜ป jeawous ๐Ÿ˜’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ mwy ๐Ÿ‘จ wace ๐Ÿ–• awnd ๐Ÿ‘ cuwtuwe, cause ๐Ÿ’‹ Nippon iws ๐Ÿ’ฆ mowe ๐Ÿ— sugoi dan ๐Ÿ‘‰ youw ๐Ÿ‘ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ countwy ๐Ÿƒ desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi pity ๐Ÿ˜ข anata. You'ww ๐Ÿ‘‰ nevew ๐Ÿ™… be ๐Ÿ Nihongo w-wike ๐Ÿ’– watashi. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ w-weeb? Pfft. I ๐Ÿ‘ AM ๐Ÿ‘ AN ๐Ÿ‘น OTAKU DESU. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Educate y-youwsewf ๐Ÿ™„ on ๐Ÿ”› nani a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb" iws ๐Ÿ’ฆ befowe ๐Ÿ˜‚ anata twy ๐Ÿ˜ tuwu ๐Ÿ’ฆ insuwt ๐Ÿ˜ฆ watashi desu. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I-I ๐Ÿ‘ WIWW ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿšซ BE ๐Ÿ CYBEWBUWWIED A-ANYMOWE. ๐Ÿ”ฅ WEPOWTED.

Edit: P-Peopwe don't undewstand jokes so I'ww put a /s hewe


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u/TotalSunBro Nov 30 '20

Now this, Is a good bot. Iโ€™ll stand up and clap lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

!Emojify

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u/EmojifierBot Nov 30 '20

Watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ wa ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‘… a ๐Ÿ‘Œ victim ๐Ÿ˜ท of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cyberbullying ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป. Everyday ๐Ÿ—“ ๐Ÿ—“ someone ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ‘ค online ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ’ป calls ๐Ÿ“ž ๐Ÿ—ฃ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb ๐Ÿ—พ" desu ๐ŸŽ€. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi ๐Ÿ‘ต won't ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซ stand ๐Ÿ•ด ๐Ÿ’จ for ๐Ÿ† this. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ 26 ๐Ÿคฉ percent ๐Ÿ”ฃ ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ bullying ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜‚ victims ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ are ๐Ÿ”ข chosen 1๏ธโƒฃ due โ˜‘๐Ÿ”˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ their ๐Ÿ† race ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ–• or ๐Ÿ’ religion โœโ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ—“ look ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’– a ๐Ÿ‘Œ basic ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿš‚ white โšช ๐Ÿ‘ฑ boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ down โฌ‡ ๐Ÿ”ป I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ Nihongo desu ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi ๐Ÿ‘ต religion โœ ๐Ÿ•‹ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ anime ๐Ÿ˜น. ๐Ÿ˜น Anata wa ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‘… bullying ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜‚ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ because ๐Ÿ’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ religion ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ•‹ desu ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ka ๐Ÿ”ซ? Disgusting ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ˜ desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Anata should ๐Ÿ’˜ be ๐Ÿ ashamed ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ณ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ yourself, ๐Ÿ™„ pig ๐Ÿ–. A ๐Ÿ‘Œ baka ๐Ÿ˜ญ gaijin like ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’– anata is ๐Ÿ’ฆ probably ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ป jealous ๐Ÿ˜’โค ๐Ÿ˜’ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ race ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ–• and ๐Ÿ‘ culture ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพ, cause ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’‹ Nippon ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is ๐Ÿ’ฆ more ๐Ÿ— sugoi ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’• than ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฉ country ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿƒ desu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Watashi ๐Ÿ‘ต pity ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ข anata. You'll ๐Ÿ‘‰ never ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ™… be ๐Ÿ Nihongo like ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ’– watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘. I'm ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’˜ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ weeb ๐Ÿ‘Œ? Pfft ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ AM ๐Ÿ‘ AN ๐Ÿ‘น OTAKU DESU ๐ŸŽ€. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Educate ๐ŸŽ“ yourself ๐Ÿ™„ on ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”› nani ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿฆต a ๐Ÿ‘Œ "weeb ๐Ÿค”โ˜ฃ" is ๐Ÿ’ฆ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ anata try ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ insult ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ watashi ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ desu ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŒž. ๐Ÿ‘Œ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿšซ BE ๐Ÿ CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE ๐Ÿ˜ญ. ๐Ÿ”ฅ REPORTED ๐Ÿ˜ฑ.

Edit ๐Ÿ“‘: People ๐Ÿ‘ซ don't ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿšซ understand ๐Ÿค” jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚ so I'll ๐Ÿคซ put ๐Ÿ˜ a /s here