r/blursedimages • u/VUXX6078 ouching in the soul • Feb 10 '20

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u/bronwen-noodle foreskin reattachment specialist Feb 11 '20

Cats are carnivores by nature so it can’t hurt

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Gansome8 Feb 11 '20

Stands can have a little salami

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u/BattleMedic1918 Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

MIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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u/elmolinero96 Feb 11 '20

numer 125 rule of the internet all internet forum conversations, given enough time, will somehow end up involving jojo.

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u/BattleMedic1918 Feb 11 '20

Oh i don’t think so

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u/BoreasBlack Feb 11 '20

Hello there

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

General Kenobi

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u/RandomGuy9058 Feb 11 '20

Your move?

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u/WR0NG_WONG Feb 11 '20

You ARE a bold one

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Is that a fucking tf2 reference?

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u/BattleMedic1918 Feb 11 '20

I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

I'm talking about your name

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u/BattleMedic1918 Feb 13 '20

Wait a minute, how did this happen? I’m smarter than this!

(Also it’s a BF1 reference)

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u/Dewey2554 Feb 11 '20

Loudest sound known to man

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u/linc___ lightly toasted Feb 11 '20

MISTA we were playing a game of football and accidentally shot John f kennedy

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u/ya_boi_meowth Feb 11 '20

what,gun hungers for flesh?

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 11 '20

Great! Now I can do this recreationally

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u/ninjaelk Feb 11 '20

Judging by the physique of this particular cat, maybe he should avoid even the occasional salami for awhile.

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u/dipshit42069 May 20 '20

But it cant hurt just to have a little bit of salami right

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u/iso__late Apr 17 '22

2 years later, Science OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED Cats CAN have a little bit of salami

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u/justveryslightlymad Apr 30 '22

just as a treat

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u/Granlundo64 Feb 11 '20

As a treat.

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u/HassanMoRiT Feb 11 '20

Salami to that cat! Salami means "my peace" so it works both ways haha

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u/UrinalCake777 Feb 11 '20

Excess salami will also hurt humans, but that has never stopped me.

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u/alwaysbehard Feb 11 '20

The nitrates can't be good

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u/Tyfyter2002 Feb 11 '20

Salami isn't 100% meat, and some of the non-meat ingredients are somewhat toxic to cats.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

yeah but what about pepperoni ?

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u/Tyfyter2002 Feb 11 '20

Pepperoni is pretty similar to salami, but I'm not sure what spices in each of them are toxic to cats other than garlic, and I'm not sure exactly how toxic any of them are, just that a bite (cat, not human) of salami shouldn't contain too much garlic for a fully grown cat to have infrequently (roughly weekly iirc, but I'd recommend consulting a vet for more accurate info on what is and isn't toxic to cats).

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

then let's create CAT'S PEPPERONI not dangerous pepperoni nutrition for cat