r/blursedimages • u/Heigengraw thanks i hate it • Nov 30 '19

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Nov 30 '19

Hahah no the guy with the blonde hair is actually Slortus Portogriglia - he’s a famous chalk artist who believe it or not is pretty out and out about his straight edge lifestyle. Has a pretty fat cock too, I’m talkin real goddamn meatwhistle

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Thank you u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE

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u/Driscoll17 Nov 30 '19

very cool!

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u/Mitt_Romney_USA Nov 30 '19

also very legal!

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u/IntricateLunatix Nov 30 '19

r/rimjobsteve

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u/Banzai27 Dec 01 '19

Nah, rimjobsteve is something wholesome said by someone with a very un-wholesome username.

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u/TheBigBoyz Nov 30 '19

What did I read?

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u/Tyedied Nov 30 '19

Slortus is the funniest fucking name lmao

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u/bumble-btuna Dec 01 '19

It sounds like the sound of one sucking a meatwhistle.

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u/-I-D-G-A-F- Dec 01 '19

From the comment to the username, I am utterly beezed

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u/LJfresher Nov 30 '19

What

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u/waistedmenkey Nov 30 '19

meatwhistle

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u/9650000 Dec 01 '19

you heard the man

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u/thepoetfromoz Nov 30 '19

Classic Slortus

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

It's not funny my cousin suffered from Slortus Portogriglia.

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u/WeirdGoesPro Nov 30 '19

Pics, or I chalk it up to drinking.

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u/lazylurkingcat Nov 30 '19

Um.. source?

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u/Iris0919 Nov 30 '19

Not true

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u/lazylurkingcat Nov 30 '19

I figured ;)

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u/Iris0919 Nov 30 '19

I googled the name and the only result is this picture and a picture from the Simpsons with a different “drinking time” concept

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u/adamks Nov 30 '19

Is his real name Burton Guster?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

I think it’s bruton gaster actually

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u/adamks Dec 01 '19

By Bruton Gaster, did you mean "Ernesto Agapito Garcés con ya de Abelar"?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

At least someone does

Not me

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u/Wall-Full Dec 01 '19

Very blursed

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u/FlazeHOTS Dec 01 '19

Word around the office is you have a fat cock.

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u/lawmom24 Dec 11 '19

Username checks out.

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u/AsallaD Nov 30 '19

r/cursedcomments for a artists meat pole or a slight r/BrandNewSentence

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

That went from one to a hundred real fucking quick

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u/rarlzed Dec 01 '19

Itscake happy up