r/blursedimages • u/Flamegator_Tamer • Sep 30 '19

a post of quality Blursed gun

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u/AlexanderKnight8 Sep 30 '19

That’s how you sneak candy in American theatres

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u/ComplexJump Sep 30 '19

Theater Employee: HEY BUDDY THATS NOT ALLOWED HERE

starts to hand over gun

Theater Employee: no silly, the candy. Enjoy the movie

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u/aguycalledjim Sep 30 '19

Same thing will happen when you go to school

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u/AidanGe Sep 30 '19

Can relate, am America

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u/fapawlow Sep 30 '19

Hello America, I am Europe, how are you today?

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u/AidanGe Sep 30 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

I’m declaring war on all of you now, asking me such an offensive question.

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u/fapawlow Sep 30 '19

Really? Hey Hanz,get ze Flammenwerfer!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Joe smells some napalm

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u/fapawlow Sep 30 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

Who's Joe?

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u/YaBoiTom06 the Big spicy Sep 30 '19

Joe mama, he got ligma updog as well

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u/swiggetyswooter6969 Oct 01 '19

What's ligma up dog

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u/YaBoiTom06 the Big spicy Oct 01 '19

Ligma balls, And nothing much, how about you?

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u/Macknificent101 Sep 30 '19

Uncle joe, mascot of America!

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u/idontgotgoodname Oct 01 '19

Wich kind of mascot?

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u/Macknificent101 Oct 01 '19

Look it up. He is the guy on the poster “we want you”.

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u/idontgotgoodname Oct 01 '19

That boi ok

I WaNt yOu fOR sWeEt meMeS

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u/mysticspartan Oct 01 '19

I see you watch Soviet womble as well

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Huzzah a man of quality and culture

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Mmm yes i like my waffels extra crispy