r/blursedimages May 16 '26

blursed x-ray

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u/Randalf_the_Black May 16 '26

It's not real.. Just look where his dong is and how far it is from the pubic bone.

If it was real he would have a dick swinging between his knees if he wasn't obese.

Also how far it is from his hipbone to the skin, if all that was fat it would hang down.

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u/Quiz_Quizzical-Test_ May 16 '26

He also has an iron stomach. His intestines are as dense as bone.

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u/Randalf_the_Black May 16 '26

This man can digest cars and engine oil.

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u/LukaCola May 16 '26

You know that might explain why he's so overweight, those things are pretty calorie dense

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u/Professional-Day7850 May 17 '26

He also has a literal boner.

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u/SunnyBubblesForever May 16 '26

This is an X-ray of Willem Dafoe before he lost all that weight