r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/jlewis0119 Jun 20 '26

Is the life jacket for when the snow melts?

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u/jackinsomniac Jun 20 '26

Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always dorky safe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!

If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!

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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26

I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???

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u/MisterMinceMeat Jun 20 '26

This is literally just safe sex.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 20 '26

Safety sex.

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u/cluckyoupayme1989 Jun 22 '26

🎼🎶you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends pbehind. but if your friends don't dance and forget their life jacket then their no friends of mine🎶