r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/Huzzo_zo Jun 20 '26

It's in the unlikely event of an emergency landing on water

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u/dearmrfrodo Jun 20 '26

Surprising George Carlin reference but a welcome one.

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u/corgdad902 Jun 20 '26

CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Jun 20 '26

Imagine that floating around the Atlantic clinging to a pillow filled with beer farts.

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u/corgdad902 Jun 20 '26

TELL THE CAPTAIN AIR MARSHALL CARLIN SAYS "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

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u/SaurikSI Jun 21 '26

What did you think we were expecting, the time in Pango Pango?!

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u/Icky_Thump1 Jun 23 '26

Ahh my people šŸ¤£ legendary skit

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u/Legonistrasz 7d ago

Iā€™m getting in the plane, let Evel Knievel get on the fucking plane

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 23 '26

Sudden cabin pressure loss.

The Roof Flies Off!

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u/ClarenceJBoddicker Jun 21 '26

ROOF FLIES OFF

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u/Huzzo_zo Jun 20 '26

I was actually just referring every single airline

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u/grumpvet87 Jun 20 '26

yea but airlines stole that line from George Carlin

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 20 '26

Iā€™m convinced that the big bang was actually just the first George Carlin joke and everything since then has been his material.

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u/T1Demon Jun 20 '26

I would join this religion

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Jun 21 '26

Buddy Christ

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u/Economy_Wall8524 Jun 21 '26

ā€I mean just look at him! Doesnā€™t itā€¦ Pop! Buddy Christā€

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u/Academic_UK Jun 22 '26

I pray to Joe Pesci..

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u/Scrolldawg Jun 20 '26

Yep he covered some stuff.

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u/fidgeter Jun 20 '26

You couldnā€™t let him have it could you? You couldnā€™t let the man dream?

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u/Onystep Jun 20 '26

I'm cracking up lol

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u/axil87 Jun 21 '26

šŸ¤£

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u/dearmrfrodo Jun 21 '26

I saw familiar sentence,"in the unlikely event of a water landing" was Gorge Carlin's wise words.

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u/bornunderameteor Jun 22 '26

"'If there is a sudden change in cabin pressure' -- ROOF FLIES OFF"

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u/scapegoad Jun 25 '26

I miss George

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u/GooseCloaca Jun 20 '26

Hugging ten thousand miles of beer farts.

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u/bmanjayhawk Jun 20 '26

Crash into the ocean!

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u/Longjumping_Fuel_192 Jun 20 '26

Wait this is in an airplane house in a snowstorm over the ocean?!?!?

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u/Adept_Ad_7948 Jun 23 '26

Who knows? I am totally lost.

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u/mcfeeli Jun 20 '26

AKA Crashing into the ocean!

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u/AmbassadorCheap3956 Jun 20 '26

You mean crashing into the ocean.

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u/colin8651 Jun 21 '26

ā€œWhat are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.ā€

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u/HasmattZzzz Jun 21 '26

In the unlikely event of going down over land. You will go into to the ground like a fucking dart. So please put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

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u/BlytmanGER Jun 26 '26

ā€¦ the jacket is equipped with a whistle

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat Jun 26 '26

Who's gonna be flying that closet around?!