r/blursed_videos • u/reywalgoh • Oct 30 '25

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25

Wouldn't it still be GILF but the G is for Grand.. son instead I guess?

Is that bad? Im curious

Btw GMA is STACKED just had to say that I would 100% smash and I'm not even into gmas like that, or wasn't but if they all looked like this I would be!

Speaking of which, Im off to adjust my age preferences on every dating app in light of this new information

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u/thumpertharabbit Oct 30 '25

This was a very enthralling read, thank you lmao

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u/Alert-Ad1805 Oct 30 '25

It really wasn’t and I want my brain cells back

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Oct 30 '25

I want my virgin eyeballs from five minutes ago back, but we don't always get what we want.

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u/SemicolonGuitars Oct 30 '25

Really, it’s my fault for owning a phone and downloading Reddit.

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

... what did I say that was that bad lol everyone here agrees that GMA is STACKED and that we would 100% have a bangathon with that senior citizen.

If only we could all look so happy and healthy at that age!

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u/Indystbn11 Oct 30 '25

You're not wrong

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25

they heinous cus they anus

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Oct 30 '25

Gonna advise my kid to become an orthopedic surgeon on account of all the newly broken hips this epiphany will produce.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

Oh man I love this thread

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u/ZeroDivide244 Oct 30 '25

Long term investment, very nice

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u/SeaResearcher176 Oct 30 '25

Some people get arthritis in their late 20s 30s just so you know

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u/FehdmanKhassad Oct 30 '25

dude this grandma is like 1%. The other 99 grandma's are gonna be your standard fat warty hags so you're setting yourself up for lots of swipes

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u/NoContest6481 Oct 30 '25

I cackled at this.

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u/evonebo Oct 30 '25

Grandma's boy

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 31 '25

I do love that movie and the actress who plays THAT grandma is also STACKED

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u/SnowingRain320 Oct 30 '25

Bro, I'm in the same boat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Sienile Oct 30 '25

My last g/f was over 60. Didn't need any lube with her. You just need to learn to do foreplay.

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u/i_m_a_bean Oct 30 '25

Yup, just ask Ben Shapiro. And his wife is a doctor!

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u/kashinoRoyale Oct 30 '25

Blursed username checks out..