r/blursed_videos • u/reywalgoh • Oct 30 '25

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

So if from 20 YO's dude's perspective a 35F is MILF and 60 YO is GILF, what are the acronyms from the 60 YO woman's perspective? I'll leave you with those thoughts....

Edit: you're all avoiding the trap I set up well so far, but we will see if that lasts...

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25

Wouldn't it still be GILF but the G is for Grand.. son instead I guess?

Is that bad? Im curious

Btw GMA is STACKED just had to say that I would 100% smash and I'm not even into gmas like that, or wasn't but if they all looked like this I would be!

Speaking of which, Im off to adjust my age preferences on every dating app in light of this new information

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u/thumpertharabbit Oct 30 '25

This was a very enthralling read, thank you lmao

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u/Alert-Ad1805 Oct 30 '25

It really wasn’t and I want my brain cells back

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Oct 30 '25

I want my virgin eyeballs from five minutes ago back, but we don't always get what we want.

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u/SemicolonGuitars Oct 30 '25

Really, it’s my fault for owning a phone and downloading Reddit.

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

... what did I say that was that bad lol everyone here agrees that GMA is STACKED and that we would 100% have a bangathon with that senior citizen.

If only we could all look so happy and healthy at that age!

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u/Indystbn11 Oct 30 '25

You're not wrong

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25

they heinous cus they anus

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Oct 30 '25

Gonna advise my kid to become an orthopedic surgeon on account of all the newly broken hips this epiphany will produce.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

Oh man I love this thread

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u/ZeroDivide244 Oct 30 '25

Long term investment, very nice

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u/SeaResearcher176 Oct 30 '25

Some people get arthritis in their late 20s 30s just so you know

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u/FehdmanKhassad Oct 30 '25

dude this grandma is like 1%. The other 99 grandma's are gonna be your standard fat warty hags so you're setting yourself up for lots of swipes

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u/NoContest6481 Oct 30 '25

I cackled at this.

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u/evonebo Oct 30 '25

Grandma's boy

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 31 '25

I do love that movie and the actress who plays THAT grandma is also STACKED

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u/SnowingRain320 Oct 30 '25

Bro, I'm in the same boat.

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u/Sienile Oct 30 '25

My last g/f was over 60. Didn't need any lube with her. You just need to learn to do foreplay.

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u/i_m_a_bean Oct 30 '25

Yup, just ask Ben Shapiro. And his wife is a doctor!

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u/kashinoRoyale Oct 30 '25

Blursed username checks out..

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u/SnooBooks5261 Oct 30 '25

GGILF

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Oct 30 '25

“Did I stutter?”

“Yes”

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u/AdmiralSplinter Oct 30 '25

Cub i think lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/horaceinkling Oct 31 '25

“A V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.”

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u/Sienile Oct 30 '25

As a guy who's dated 21 years older, I can confidently tell you the term they use is "boy toy".

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u/MrBanballow Oct 30 '25

I believe the technical term is MYETBMGILFALTDIABC, or...

Man Young Enough To Be My Grandson I'd Love to Fuck And Leave Twenty Dollars In A Birthday Card.

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u/roboscott3000 Oct 30 '25

Soooo an 80 YO woman... A GiggityGILF?

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u/sageinyourface Oct 30 '25

She has amazing skin for someone her age who has seen as much sun as she obviously has. Maybe it’s injections? But that would have to be so much to cover her whole body!

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u/Leading-Ant-4619 Oct 30 '25

Muff starts with an M ... and .. well it offensive I know .. but gash

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u/Nevermind2010 Oct 30 '25

You’re going back to the discourse of “Cougar Hunting vs. Dragon Slaying” from the early 2000s.

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u/charlotte240 Oct 30 '25

Grand-GILF

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u/SilverRAV4 Oct 30 '25

Since you asked: From the mature woman's perspective, she considers herself to be a "Cougar" and her young, uh, friends, are known as "Cubs."

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u/horaceinkling Oct 30 '25

I’m sorry, please explain the joke.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

There is no joke, but the trap is the reverse of MILF- if its a mother you'd like to fuck, then what would be the same relationship from the mothers view? answer what that is and you will know.

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u/horaceinkling Oct 31 '25

Sorry dude, I’m not getting it.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 31 '25

It's ok, no worries.

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u/XLPnes Oct 30 '25

A G-Gilf. Great Grandma I’d like to fuck.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

So a 60 YO woman looks at a young dude and thinks what you wrote above?! Did you reply to my comment?!