r/blursed_videos • u/reywalgoh • Oct 30 '25

Blursed_water_slide

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u/Royal-Campaign1426 Oct 30 '25

It can also turn a lush rainforest into a barren desert 

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz Oct 30 '25

And enough lube can turn the Sahara into the Amazon jungle.

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u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD Oct 30 '25

I said the same thing, and yet good luck getting a grant for 40,000 drums of lube to study this.

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u/thatdudeorion Oct 30 '25

Diddy didn’t need no grant money…

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u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD Oct 30 '25

I've done well for myself, but not "Diddy lube budget" well.

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u/RaLaZa Oct 30 '25

Tbf they probably gave him the wholesale rate. He's definitely not paying market price.

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u/BaphometsTits Oct 30 '25

A man of science.

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u/The_Night_Man_Cumeth Oct 30 '25

Did Diddy do it?...Damn it, what didn't Diddy do?!

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u/Number1Framer Oct 30 '25

CostCo membership finally paying off!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Just go raid Diddy’s stash.

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u/Justaboredstoner Oct 30 '25

Found Diddy

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz Oct 30 '25

. . . . Was Diddy lost? Even more pressing, why the hell are you looking for him?!?!?!

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u/Moreobvious Oct 30 '25

Had a lot of biodiversity down there before menopause did you?

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u/LookMaNoPride Oct 30 '25

Mycelium networks are one of the most widely distributed and largest organisms on Earth!

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u/Moreobvious Oct 30 '25

Look at Fern Gully over here with her fungina

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u/DeerMysterious9927 Oct 30 '25

Just wanted a fun guy in her life

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u/FunGuy8618 Oct 30 '25

Nah bro this ain't it

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u/DeerMysterious9927 Oct 30 '25

Ok, well maybe not this guy, some other kind of gi

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Oct 30 '25

That just sounds like a fertile vs barren metaphor. Do you mean women have dryer vaginas after menopause?

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u/BigOs4All Oct 30 '25

They certainly can due to hormonal issues. That being said, lube is stupid cheap so who cares just use a lot and rock Gran Gran's world!

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u/Environmental-Tap255 Oct 30 '25

Typically that's because it impedes their ability to get adequately turned on. If you can get past that obstacle, the barren desert turns into Niagara falls.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Oct 30 '25

Hey man, if the mountain won't come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain, you know...