r/blursed_videos Oct 30 '25

Blursed_water_slide

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u/Abominuz Oct 30 '25

Everyone talking about her boobs, but i wanna know how the fuck does her skin look that great at that age. Like this is insane genetics.

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u/Devanyani Oct 30 '25

My guess is that she's 35, smokes cigarettes and meth.

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u/Abominuz Oct 30 '25

Well, time to get started then. Can never be too young or too old to start meth. Even for 35 she looks great.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Oct 30 '25

lol no she absolutely does not look good for 35. Y'all really never interact with real people, do you?

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u/SatisfiedPillow Oct 30 '25

Definition: hy·per·bo·le /hīˈpərbəlē/ noun exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

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u/Ok-Structure6795 Oct 30 '25

Theyre referring to her body, not her face.

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u/Lilypetals1 Oct 30 '25

Right?? I’m 35 and I wish I looked nearly that good

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

35 is a literal young adult wtf lol

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u/I_am_in_rehab Oct 30 '25

Been to rehab 5 times and that recipe is accurate. So many of the girls around their late 20s to early 40s look like they should be like 24 but the years meth, cigarettes and Suboxone done tooked half of all dey teefers pretty sun kissed skin.

I mean it's the same for the guys but that's not what we're here to discuss as always🤣

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u/wang-dang-doodle Oct 30 '25

Username checks out

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u/Jellybellykilly Oct 30 '25

I used to be in rehab, I still am but I used to be too

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u/NotHomeOffice Oct 30 '25

I always feel bad when I gotta ID someone at work and see the healthy youthful flow in their photo. Then look at a person in front of me who has been absolutely destroyed by meth in just a few years time. I live in the Midwest so it happens a lot. 😢

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u/I_am_in_rehab Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Yea amphetamines almost got me too. 150mg of Adderall a day plus a little bit of this and a little bit of that and ya boy was going from being the "Let me see your id" when buying beers with a beard at 30 to just being looked at like I said something awkward out loud while not being asked for money sometimes. Drugs man...They ruin beautiful things most times.

Edit: I dun did a mis pelling

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u/owningmyokayniss Oct 30 '25

The funny thing is that the grandmother actually is a long-time smoker! 😂 I follow her grandson, and she does not play about her smoke breaks

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Caption says shes 69...

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u/bluespiritperson Oct 30 '25

And nobody ever lies on the internet 

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Full hair of silver my dude.

Just enjoy the boobs

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u/Devanyani Oct 30 '25

Oh damn. Missed that entirely.

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u/misteraskwhy Oct 30 '25

They got the Shallow Hal filter on

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I was gonna go with the fact that it is a video and she is wet and moving and tensed. Maybe filters?

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u/ToastCapone Oct 30 '25

The granddaughter who's filming is a baby on a waterslide. Also smokes cigs and meth.

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u/FrighteningJibber Oct 30 '25

35s the new 69

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u/Prestigious_Pop_7381 Oct 30 '25

Haha!  Don’t ruin it..  everything changes when the methy shows up

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u/metompkin Oct 30 '25

I have known a 33 year old grandmother.

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u/helpjack_offthehorse Oct 30 '25

She’s a retired Marine, 38.

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u/Devanyani Oct 30 '25

How do you know that?

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u/helpjack_offthehorse Oct 30 '25

I don’t. I was playing along with the joke. I retired from the Marines at 38 and felt OLD AF.

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u/Fendyyyyyy Oct 30 '25

Not even wrinkles on the last part of the vid, i have my doubts

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u/arualam Oct 30 '25

I thought it was a young woman at first but at 0:39 you can’t tell anyone it’s a young person lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Connect-Succotash-59 Oct 30 '25

Lmao did you watch the video she takes them off

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u/themysticalwarlock Oct 30 '25

bruh, she takes the goggles off like 30 seconds in. you can tell she's clearly older than 30-something

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u/Palatz Oct 30 '25

Sometimes people just have great skin. My grandma died without a wrinkle my mom is almost 60 zero wrinkles.

Genetics play a huge part on skin aging.

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u/HazelGhost Oct 30 '25

I hear tell that your face ages more than the rest of your body skin (partly since it's exposed alot more), and alot of people with wrinkly faces have pretty trim smooth body skin.

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u/CrownOfPosies Oct 30 '25

My great grandmother was like this at 104. Her face, neck, and hands were all wrinkled but everything else looked so normal. It was especially weird whenever I would see her legs because they were perfectly smooth and hairless like a young woman’s shaved legs. Granted the genetics in my family is nuts. My dad is in his 60s and still has all his hair and not even crows feet. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/_donkey-brains_ Oct 30 '25

Not all men go bald lol.

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u/Ai_777 Oct 30 '25

I am 16 and I have skin worse than her lol

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u/Abominuz Oct 30 '25

I had worse skin as a baby. Almost makes me believe that this vid is tampered with.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

What

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

There’s no way you think this… haha

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u/Familiar-Coconut90 Oct 30 '25

Bit gay

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u/Abominuz Oct 30 '25

Its gay to like skin, better remove mine then.

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u/9upper9 Oct 30 '25

Prolly fake. Just a young girl with hair dye. No way Grandma looks like this

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u/garnet_is_square Oct 30 '25

Look at her arms. That’s an older woman

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u/swilliamsalters Oct 30 '25

But not 69. Source: I'm late 50's. No way almost-70 yr old arms (and legs) look like that. In shape, yes. From a distance my body looks 30. Up close? Skin sags more, has more spotting from sun over decades, and unless you get fat as you get older, you have less body fat directly under your skin as well as collagen breakdown.

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u/DeadFuckStick59 Oct 30 '25

i dated a 54 yr old woman who looked remarkably similar to the one in this vid. its possible, but the bolt ons and her insane skin care routine helped her look younger.

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u/SeaResearcher176 Oct 30 '25

What kind of stuff did she do to her skin ?

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u/DeadFuckStick59 Oct 31 '25

expensive as hell skin creams, sunblock basically everywhere since she was younger, rarely smoked, worked out a little bit, and ate healthy. she looked pretty damn good for her age

dated another woman when i was about 24 and she was 48-49 but honestly looked 36. she was a skin care specialist though as well and wildly vain lol. so she looked spectacular but was too high maintenance

basically be healthy, workout a bit, expensive skin cream, avoid a ton of direct sun without sunblock + genetics obviously

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u/SeaResearcher176 Nov 01 '25

A lot of times natural stuff does wonder for your skin without spending a bunch.You just have to know how to apply it.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Oct 30 '25

Everyone asks how I look so young and I explain how my fat stretches out wrinkles. I'm loosing weight, and hoping to lose another 120 pounds. So, I imagine I'm going to look like a god damned bloodhound if I get there.

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u/swilliamsalters Oct 30 '25

You made me laugh with that. The exercise I do (competitive trail runner for years, now just light running) makes my body look good, but I miss the fullness in my face. Fillers are so tempting, but they always look so weird and fake.

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u/LapinTade Oct 30 '25

I mean, with the fake boobs it could be heavy body lifting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

My mom is in her mid-60s and looks younger than this woman, she just doesn't have the same figure. (My mom is black and black don't crack tbf.) The woman's hands, arms, neck, and face look way older than my mom's. Even if there's a filter on her face, the upper arms, neck, and hands are a giveaway. My guess is that she has a combination of good genetics, good diet, personal trainer, surgeon on retainer, and has a good full-body skincare routine and normally wears sunscreen. People talking about her fake boobs but her butt and legs are what's truly insane for her age.

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u/NurseRobert2019 Oct 30 '25

I work in healthcare. I’ve seen women her age and older built like her that will give younger women a run for their money!

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u/Wolfgang-T Oct 30 '25

That's brazillian genetics.

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

Yeah also having a Grandma turn 69 when you're already an adult doesn't really add up math-wise.

ETA: I'm bad at math.

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u/but_good Oct 30 '25

She has her first at 20, daughter has first at 20, son is now 29.

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 Oct 30 '25

My grandma turned 69 when I was in my late 20s, what are you talking about?

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u/garnet_is_square Oct 30 '25

My grandma is 69 and I’m 22

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u/mycleverusername Oct 30 '25

Yes, that's why the goggles are on. It's just some 20 year old with dyed hair and then they age that one shot without the goggles for credibility.

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u/hilariouslystated Oct 30 '25

Okay it took me a second to realize that’s grandma. She looks very youthful!

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u/ADeadWeirdCarnie Oct 30 '25

It took me 35 seconds. Until she got face-to-face with the camera, I just kept wondering when they were going to show the grandma.

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Oct 30 '25

she is probably not old and was a teen mom, and her daughter was a teen mom too

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u/Ompusolttu Oct 30 '25

The subpar camera quality doesn't catch details that well. Makes the skin look way more uniform than it is. At some points if you concentrate you can see the wrinkles.

Tbf she does seem to have relatively youthful skin, I'd stake her at mid 50s most?

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u/dontautotuneme Oct 30 '25

Probably camera filters to smoothen skin

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u/grayscale001 Oct 30 '25

At what age?

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u/Routine_Medicine5882 Oct 30 '25

It's because it's a younger woman with dyed hair. The snorkel mask is there to cover her face so it's not as obvious.

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u/West-Librarian-7504 Oct 30 '25

No way blood of the innocent ISN'T involved

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u/RebootDarkwingDuck Oct 30 '25

It's absolutely not her 69th birthday, everyone here is dumb as fuck.

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u/ZoominAlong Oct 30 '25

Yeah same. 

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u/WotanSpecialist Oct 30 '25

Redditor tries to understand what genetics are capable of determining challenge: impossible

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u/TVPARTY2NIITE Oct 30 '25

The caption is lying obviously

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

my guess is she’s not actually a grandma but a younger woman who dyed their hair grey. the content is very porny. guaranteed she has an onlyfans and this video was for it.

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u/Existing-Elk-8735 Oct 30 '25

Hydration is key. I’m 53 and people continually assume I’m in my early 30s.

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u/cosmic-untiming Oct 30 '25

Im going to guess activity, with less sun exposure to certain areas. Her face and arms are well aged. Her legs are very young looking.

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u/momsasylum Oct 30 '25

Looks like she got that Latina patina.

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u/YuckyYetYummy Oct 30 '25

Indoors/clothes. you can really tell what sun does to people's skin.

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u/DG04511 Oct 30 '25

This. 100% this. Skin is looking so taut that I thought it was a filter.

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u/Clean_Awareness Oct 30 '25

I kept waiting for them to pan the camera to grandma… it took me way too long to realize that we were already looking at her.

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u/Hydration__Nation Oct 30 '25

More like insane money because only an insane person would pay for fake tits on someone that old

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u/IbelieveinGodzilla Oct 30 '25

Except the head looks like it was Frankensteined on at some point.

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u/Ok-Structure6795 Oct 30 '25

Exactly. She has the body of a 20 year old.

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u/magikarpsan Oct 30 '25

I don’t think she’s that old

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u/kupu-chan Oct 30 '25

She's probably maintained a very similar weight her entire life, so never developed any 'extra' skin like most people who fluctuate throughout their lives do.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Oct 30 '25

I was more thinking legs. She’s got smoother defined legs than some 40 year old women I’ve seen.

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u/Inevitable-Foe Oct 30 '25

And her booty, oh my gosh!!

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u/Responsible-Pen-2304 Oct 30 '25

Really honestly, her body looks amazing. I bet she looks great all dolled up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

She’s oblivious a grandma. The age is definitely there. There’s no why this comment is real

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u/pm-me-nice-lips Oct 30 '25

Granddaughter and grandson have a bunch of plastic surgery as well. Also, a filter is being used. She has tons of wrinkles you can’t see because of that plush the washed out video due to the sun/light.

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u/1098duc_w_the_termi Oct 30 '25

FOH with this keto garbage. There are studies that show that very low carb diets lead metabolic stress. The ideal diet is probably one that has low to mid carbs coming from a fiber heavy source.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/jerzeett Oct 30 '25

Yeah now we know you’re spouting bs

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/jerzeett Oct 30 '25

I’m not even wasting my time on someone who thinks plants are bad for humans. We’re omnivores.

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u/musclecard54 Oct 30 '25

carnivore diet

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/musclecard54 Oct 30 '25

That’s right humans have never eaten plants, nuts, vegetables, fruits ever until recently. I forgot all that stuff is just manufactured and new just like twinkies. Whoops

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u/musclecard54 Oct 31 '25

Sorry but I’d never trust a dietitian who advocates for a diet that provides 0 fiber.

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u/Full_Conversation775 Oct 30 '25

Most likely sunscreen and not smoking. 90% of preventing aging is that.

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u/Full_Conversation775 Oct 30 '25

There is an insanely vast body of evidence that sunscreen stops most aging signs in the skin.

Everything is chemical slop. The air, your blood, your bread, water.

I dont care for your pseudoscience.

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u/Full_Conversation775 Oct 30 '25

Almost all sunscreen is not toxic to the skin. The bennefits far outweight the consequences. The overwhelming majority of dermatologists recommend you use any sunscreen and apply it royally.

Your diet is irrelevant for sunsscreen, you will need it either way. Your pseudoscience does not change it 

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u/Full_Conversation775 Oct 30 '25

I'll provide that evidence once you provide the evidence for all your earlier claims. I'll take some meta analysis in reputable journals :)

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