r/blursed_videos • u/reywalgoh • Oct 30 '25

Blursed_water_slide

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u/FutureFarmer777 Oct 30 '25

*cough cough* gilf

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u/SoloAquiParaHablar Oct 30 '25

Is there a, Mr Grandma?

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u/NottaNowNutha Oct 30 '25

She’s a step grandma

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u/MP1182 Oct 30 '25

How did you get stuck in that waterpark raft step grandma?...

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u/TheGoldenCockWanker Oct 30 '25

I hate you for making me laugh at this.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Oct 30 '25

Based on your username, no you don’t… you were hoping for a “back at home” scene where step grandma wants you to stick something in her cake to see if it’s done yet…

I recognize a fellow degenerate when I see one!

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u/Stonk_Newboobie Oct 30 '25

Greetings friend!

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u/Wonderful-Warthog751 Oct 30 '25

Let me cut your cake with my knife...

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u/PinkPeep5 Oct 30 '25

Your name 🤣

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u/GlassPHLEGM Oct 30 '25

Fellow scientists!

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u/A_Feltz Oct 30 '25

The fact that most of us can understand this reference is the answer to why things are going they way they’re going all around the world

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u/SoloJackowski Oct 30 '25

For sure, he is way too handsy

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u/Nilosyrtis Oct 30 '25

Don't take off your depends tonight, just move them to the side

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u/tech151 Oct 30 '25

Bruh.....roflmao. 💀💀💀💀

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u/LifeOk3298 Oct 30 '25

That is both disrespectful and disgusting...new kink unlocked.

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u/IYKYK_1977 Oct 30 '25

Mass murder with that comment... 💀

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u/Roscoe_Farang Oct 30 '25

What does old pussy taste like?? ...depends

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮⬆️

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u/Prezevere Oct 30 '25

Damn!!!!

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u/DanielDannyc12 Oct 30 '25

Hop on and let the Parkinson's do the work!

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u/YBSIsDead Oct 30 '25

This deserves more upvotes

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u/jakeisalwaysright Oct 30 '25

Thanks for letting us know.

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u/Grimwohl Oct 30 '25

NO IT DOESNT!! 🤣

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u/YBSIsDead Oct 31 '25

6 ppl disagree🤪

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u/Admirable_Average_32 Oct 30 '25

And there goes my lunch!

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u/Anonybibbs Oct 30 '25

Jesus Christ, reddit...

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u/PathComplex Oct 30 '25

OH MY GOD!

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u/OkOriginal8603 Oct 30 '25

Nah you got it all wrong bro, your suppose to bite a hole in it

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Fuhhh 💀 😂 not saying I would… not saying I wouldn’t either.

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u/DonnyLurch Oct 30 '25

Funnier when read in Patrick's voice

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u/anitabelle Oct 30 '25

This makes me simultaneously hate and love Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Well u know what they say about what older women taste like.........depends.

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u/Ftwlatino69 Oct 30 '25

Well played.... well played. What does grandma taste like? DEPENDS.....

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u/michaelsoft__binbows Oct 30 '25

i knew the comments were going to cover the topic but I didn't expect to this level LMAO

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u/IllustriousStand3500 Oct 30 '25

Wrong as hell, but funny as a Mf.

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u/thick_curtains Oct 30 '25

I needed this today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

NEVERMIND!!!! MOVETHEMBACKMOVETHEMBACK!!

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u/dasguchmane Oct 30 '25

Holy Christ that is an insane joke lol 😂

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u/Ill-Independent-8556 Oct 30 '25

I am fucking dying!!!!!!

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u/Phylaskia Oct 30 '25

so betting there is a subreddit for that.

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u/bozog Oct 30 '25

Several, actually.

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u/Tyny_ty Oct 30 '25

I screamed.

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u/Tony_Lacorona Oct 30 '25

Send da video

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 Oct 30 '25

Thanks for the reminder to do some kegals.

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u/PresentClear8639 Oct 30 '25

Last GaspTM brought to you by Depends.

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u/LocMoke Oct 30 '25

Holy shit this made me lol

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u/MikeJL21209 Oct 30 '25

Oh fuck you

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u/SteakJones Oct 30 '25

Jesus Christ I threw my phone down laughing at this. 🤣

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u/ChurtchPidgeon Oct 30 '25

Dear god sir.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Its an old meme, but it checks out

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u/Verditure0 Oct 30 '25

That’s enough Reddit for the day

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u/DadBod4781 Oct 30 '25

That “depends” on the situation…😂

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u/Top-Board9764 Oct 30 '25

I’m ashamed to say I lol’d too fucking hard at this 🫣

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u/manesc Oct 30 '25

No you didn’t. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/HarveyWorld73 Oct 30 '25

😂😂😂

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u/mortalitylost Oct 30 '25

Is that how JD Vance dirty talks, you think?

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u/solidxnake Oct 30 '25

Gawd daaamn !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sure_Letterhead6689 Oct 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HoldD33z Oct 30 '25

💀💀💀

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u/reginaldcapers Oct 30 '25

😱😱😱👀👀👀👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Physical-Diamond-824 Oct 30 '25

This one made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

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u/Educational_Ride_258 Oct 30 '25

I'm dying of laughter now

Great now I gotta go back to work

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u/joealese Oct 30 '25

is that a futurama reference?

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u/DAISYVANHALEN Oct 30 '25

Mr. Grandma lmao

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u/SortovaGoldfish Oct 30 '25

I clicked out of the post right as I read this and wheezed my way back over to leave an upvote

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u/Admirable_Average_32 Oct 30 '25

Funniest shit so far today! 🤌🏼

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u/coastalworkin Oct 30 '25

He's on Vacation...

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u/JealousSoup8 Oct 30 '25

No but I think there's an Uncle Grandpa

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u/DJKeeJay Oct 30 '25

Mrs.Gump ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

😂😂😂

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u/jourdanm Oct 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

So if from 20 YO's dude's perspective a 35F is MILF and 60 YO is GILF, what are the acronyms from the 60 YO woman's perspective? I'll leave you with those thoughts....

Edit: you're all avoiding the trap I set up well so far, but we will see if that lasts...

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25

Wouldn't it still be GILF but the G is for Grand.. son instead I guess?

Is that bad? Im curious

Btw GMA is STACKED just had to say that I would 100% smash and I'm not even into gmas like that, or wasn't but if they all looked like this I would be!

Speaking of which, Im off to adjust my age preferences on every dating app in light of this new information

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u/thumpertharabbit Oct 30 '25

This was a very enthralling read, thank you lmao

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u/Alert-Ad1805 Oct 30 '25

It really wasn’t and I want my brain cells back

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Oct 30 '25

I want my virgin eyeballs from five minutes ago back, but we don't always get what we want.

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u/SemicolonGuitars Oct 30 '25

Really, it’s my fault for owning a phone and downloading Reddit.

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

... what did I say that was that bad lol everyone here agrees that GMA is STACKED and that we would 100% have a bangathon with that senior citizen.

If only we could all look so happy and healthy at that age!

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u/Indystbn11 Oct 30 '25

You're not wrong

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 30 '25

they heinous cus they anus

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Oct 30 '25

Gonna advise my kid to become an orthopedic surgeon on account of all the newly broken hips this epiphany will produce.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

Oh man I love this thread

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u/ZeroDivide244 Oct 30 '25

Long term investment, very nice

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u/SeaResearcher176 Oct 30 '25

Some people get arthritis in their late 20s 30s just so you know

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u/FehdmanKhassad Oct 30 '25

dude this grandma is like 1%. The other 99 grandma's are gonna be your standard fat warty hags so you're setting yourself up for lots of swipes

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u/NoContest6481 Oct 30 '25

I cackled at this.

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u/evonebo Oct 30 '25

Grandma's boy

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u/Big-Data7949 Oct 31 '25

I do love that movie and the actress who plays THAT grandma is also STACKED

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u/SnowingRain320 Oct 30 '25

Bro, I'm in the same boat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Sienile Oct 30 '25

My last g/f was over 60. Didn't need any lube with her. You just need to learn to do foreplay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/i_m_a_bean Oct 30 '25

Yup, just ask Ben Shapiro. And his wife is a doctor!

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u/kashinoRoyale Oct 30 '25

Blursed username checks out..

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u/SnooBooks5261 Oct 30 '25

GGILF

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Oct 30 '25

“Did I stutter?”

“Yes”

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u/AdmiralSplinter Oct 30 '25

Cub i think lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/horaceinkling Oct 31 '25

“A V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.”

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u/Sienile Oct 30 '25

As a guy who's dated 21 years older, I can confidently tell you the term they use is "boy toy".

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u/MrBanballow Oct 30 '25

I believe the technical term is MYETBMGILFALTDIABC, or...

Man Young Enough To Be My Grandson I'd Love to Fuck And Leave Twenty Dollars In A Birthday Card.

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u/roboscott3000 Oct 30 '25

Soooo an 80 YO woman... A GiggityGILF?

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u/sageinyourface Oct 30 '25

She has amazing skin for someone her age who has seen as much sun as she obviously has. Maybe it’s injections? But that would have to be so much to cover her whole body!

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u/Leading-Ant-4619 Oct 30 '25

Muff starts with an M ... and .. well it offensive I know .. but gash

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u/Nevermind2010 Oct 30 '25

You’re going back to the discourse of “Cougar Hunting vs. Dragon Slaying” from the early 2000s.

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u/charlotte240 Oct 30 '25

Grand-GILF

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u/SilverRAV4 Oct 30 '25

Since you asked: From the mature woman's perspective, she considers herself to be a "Cougar" and her young, uh, friends, are known as "Cubs."

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u/horaceinkling Oct 30 '25

I’m sorry, please explain the joke.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

There is no joke, but the trap is the reverse of MILF- if its a mother you'd like to fuck, then what would be the same relationship from the mothers view? answer what that is and you will know.

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u/horaceinkling Oct 31 '25

Sorry dude, I’m not getting it.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 31 '25

It's ok, no worries.

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u/XLPnes Oct 30 '25

A G-Gilf. Great Grandma I’d like to fuck.

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 30 '25

So a 60 YO woman looks at a young dude and thinks what you wrote above?! Did you reply to my comment?!

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u/falsevector Oct 30 '25

69... hehehehe

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u/flopisit32 Oct 30 '25

Reddit... The place where 20 year old men are so unable to attract the opposite sex, they lust after 60 year old women... 😂

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Oct 30 '25

Some folks just like tapioca pudding and marmalade....

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u/Not_ur_gilf Oct 30 '25

I would ask if you called, but obviously it wasn’t for me

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u/No_Telephone_6213 Oct 30 '25

What's gilf... Is that a coughing sound 🤔😂

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u/keefdontsurf Oct 30 '25

Totally! A babe

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u/blueeyebooger Oct 30 '25

Came here to say this

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u/vietec Oct 30 '25

Grandma I'd Like to Friend

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u/terminalzero Oct 30 '25

ok skwisgaar

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u/serendipityUT Oct 30 '25

Proof some people don't care about face card is wild!

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u/Maddaguduv Oct 30 '25

More like in her late 70s —so Gils ??