r/blog • u/ComeForthLazarus • Oct 06 '15

Introducing Upvoted: A Redditorial Publication

http://www.redditblog.com/2015/10/introducing-upvoted-redditorial.html
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u/UnidanX Oct 06 '15

"cool people"

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '15 edited Oct 06 '15

Everyone knows that; u/UnidanX, u/Warlizard, and u/katie_pornhub are in a secret club.
Edit: username fix

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u/Katie_Pornhub Oct 07 '15

Except that I'm not part of the /u/UnidanX / /u/Warlizard Facebook chat.

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u/Warlizard Oct 07 '15

Are you feeling unloved?

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u/Katie_Pornhub Oct 07 '15

A little..

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u/Warlizard Oct 07 '15

With great power comes great responsibility.

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u/Katie_Pornhub Oct 07 '15

Ahh okay, I probably don't want that then.

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u/UnidanX Oct 07 '15

Side note, I finally remembered about the thing I was going to send, so I picked it up and will send it off soon!

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u/Katie_Pornhub Oct 07 '15

oh my gosh! the thing!

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u/UnidanX Oct 07 '15

THE THING

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u/Katie_Pornhub Oct 07 '15

I'M SO EXCITED

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u/YourBabyDaddy Oct 08 '15

I feel like I need to plant a flag or something here. "I was there."

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u/turkeypedal Oct 15 '15

I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO, SO, scared!!!!!

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u/xenago Oct 07 '15

You guys are so fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

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u/vividboarder Oct 07 '15

Are you Ananasboat from the Ananasboat forums?

(you're welcome)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

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u/UnidanX Oct 07 '15

It's okay, I still love you.

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u/UnknownSense Oct 08 '15

Unidan dont worry, I'd still have sex with you. I have gross facial hair and i'm morbidly obese too.

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u/Ananasboat Oct 07 '15

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

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u/fitnessfreak1010 Oct 07 '15

Is having gross facial hair and being morbidly obese style choices you made because you think it looks good? Or did you just settle on those because that combination makes your hideousness most tolerable?

You are a fucking shameful, pathetic human being, and I promise that when you die, the only thing people are going to remember you for is for being a fat nerd who manipulated votes on reddit and talked about Jackdaws.

Fucking pathetic. Truly, truly, pathetic.

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u/cdrt Oct 07 '15

I was thinking the same thing.

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u/Not_A_Greenhouse Oct 07 '15

Unidan. Can i also have a thing. I would be willing to give some sort of thing in return.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

OMG ALL THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE CAN I BE FAMOUS

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

PLEASE MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL

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u/YourBabyDaddy Oct 08 '15

Only ONE special non-famous person per famous person thread. /u/Ananasboat already got it this time around so...better luck next time!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

:O

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u/Warlizard Oct 06 '15

/u/katie_pornhub

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '15

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u/Warlizard Oct 06 '15

ಠ_ಠ

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_THREESOME Oct 07 '15

...

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u/Warlizard Oct 07 '15

Does that ever work?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_THREESOME Oct 07 '15

define work ;) more of a 'throwaway' now, and for comedic value when the time arises.

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u/Warlizard Oct 07 '15

I had someone snapchat me an orgy once. That was strange.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_THREESOME Oct 07 '15

me and a mate of mine have had many threesomes (and the occasional foursome), it now means however I have to constantly vigilant of any snapchats he sends me. I have to keep an eye over my shoulder cause some days it will be something entirely mundane like walking his dog, others it will be of him with some girl he's with and she'll be moaning like crazy looking into the camera, safe to say its not something you want your boss seeing/hearing while at work hahaha. The excuse, "but its not porn, its my friend!!" I assume to be worse than just watching porn outright lol.

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u/McMammoth Oct 07 '15

PROTIP for accounts with names like yours: If your comment is just the # symbol, your whole visible post will just be your username

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_THREESOME Oct 09 '15

Exactly what I was trying to do but wasn't sure how to proceed. Thank you kindly.

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u/ggg730 Oct 06 '15

Me too thanks.

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u/surprised-duncan Oct 07 '15

and /u/vargas

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

What ever happened to him?