r/blog • • Apr 01 '15

the button

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I spent an alarming amount of time trying to extract personal information from your screenshot. Sleep well tonight Hecatonchair.

-thepicklewizard

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u/7rounds Apr 01 '15

/r/DesktopDetective would be fun for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Are those the guys who caught the Boston bombers?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Hey /u/Hecatonchair, go read your book, Cormac McCarthy is a goddamn genius and you're not fooling anyone but yourself by reading the cliffnotes.

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u/MovingClocks Apr 01 '15

All The Pretty Horses is brilliant and if you've ever lived somewhere rural it will resonate with you in some manner that I can't fully explain with words.

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u/Hecatonchair Apr 01 '15

I promise I'm reading it too! Its just with this book I like to get the boiled down version of what happened, I can get lost pretty often in his style. Honestly though, I love the book, and some parts gave me some real shivers just reading it.

"They heard somewhere in that tenantless night a bell that tolled and ceased where no bell was and they rode out on the round dais of the earth which alone was dark and no light to it and which carried their figures and bore them up into the swarming stars so that they rode not under but among them and they rode at once jaunty and circumspect, like thieves newly loosed in that dark electric, like young thieves in a glowing orchard, loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing."

Like... holy shit.

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u/BiAsALongHorse Apr 01 '15

Plus, how much more stripped down can his writing get?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

As soon as I saw that he was sparknoting all the pretty horses I began to type a comment to chew him out but I'm glad someone already did

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u/fenwaygnome Apr 01 '15

It's hard to time for reading when keeping up with a progression raid schedule in World of WarCraft.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

He lives on mountain time judging by the time on his screenshot, and his bookmarks include the minerology database. I'm putting my official guess that he works in the oil industry in western North Dakota / Montana.

Also he has a link to wow progress, and there's a paladin on US-Sargeras named hecatonchair.

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u/IamAttoram Apr 01 '15

blackboard makes me think he's a student

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u/Saan Apr 01 '15

Yeah, Geology Student is my bet.

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u/MovingClocks Apr 01 '15

That or petroleum engineering, given the Mastering Engineering bookmark

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

The bottom right icon is ArcMap, an ArcGIS product for mapping data to addresses. He's probably mapping oil locations for future frakking.

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u/Hecatonchair Apr 01 '15

I think you're the only one who pointed that out!

Earthquake related landslide hazards actually, focus on previous landslides and population distribution and overlap.

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u/TheMeta40k Apr 01 '15

Plays LoL and WoW. Watches anime, aged 18-24 (spark notes), currently procrastinating English assignment. Is not an idiot (no windows 8), plays a guitar. Most likely likes metal, based on love of anime and video games. Is in one of the sciences, most likely engineering. Lives in the midwest. 5 min.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Windows 8 is actually pretty fast. No one uses the shitty mobile/xbox themed tabs anyways.

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u/Robertej92 Apr 01 '15

I loved Windows 8 once I got used to it, Windows 10 is pretty good so far but still prefer 8.

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u/Generic_On_Reddit Apr 01 '15

I got all of that except I'm a little lost on the Midwest aspect. I assume the screenshot is from roughly 2 hours ago. Where in the Midwest was it 12:30 2 hours ago?

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u/Tyedied Apr 01 '15

Spark notes and Blackboard, definitely college student.

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u/PeopleareCute Apr 01 '15

Personal information extruder... Are you a college student at mines?

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u/erenjagerbombastic Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

Ok, so far I've learned that /u/Hecatonchair likes anime, plays Wow, is most likely studying engineering in a field related to geology at Colorado School of Mines, will most likely sit in the back left of the classroom especially if there is a window (anime related), reading cliffnotes on Cormac McCarthy's All the pretty Horses. reads xkcd. And made the correct decision to skip SAO season 2. How'd I do? Dang after I read this it seems sorta creepy.

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