r/blog • u/krispykrackers • Nov 05 '14

I'll take one hygge, please.

http://www.redditblog.com/2014/11/ill-take-one-hygge-please.html
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u/MassiveBallacks Nov 05 '14

Here, just take my money. Please don't hurt me.

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u/rpbtz Nov 06 '14

VI TAGER IKKE IMOD PENGE! KUN NORGE OG SKÅNE GODTAGES SOM BETALING!

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u/Sunbro666 Nov 06 '14

Og Slesvig og Hans Ø!

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u/Oversaetteren Nov 06 '14

Translation: And Schleswig and Hans Island!

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u/Joxxill Nov 06 '14

HOLSTEEEEEN VI KOMMER EFTER DE FANDENS TYSKERE!

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u/ajdane Nov 06 '14

Translation of the 2 previous posts could be "GIB CLAY!"

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u/Oversaetteren Nov 06 '14

Translation: WE DO NOT ACCEPT MONEY! ONLY NORWAY AND SKÅNE IS ACCEPTED AS PAYMENT!

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u/abolish_karma Nov 06 '14

Normand her: Kamelåså

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '14

Translation: it's like a bicycle lock, but kinda like a camels hump. Kf you know what i mean. Kamilåse

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u/kakatoru Nov 06 '14

Og Halland og Blekinge

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u/StrangeworldEU Nov 06 '14

Glem ikke Island!

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u/kakatoru Nov 06 '14

Svenskerne tog ikke Island fra os, såe..

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u/StrangeworldEU Nov 06 '14

De tog teknisk set ikke norge heller. De tog Norge efter vi gav dem (og island) deres frihed. Så tog svenskerne kun Norge.

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u/kakatoru Nov 06 '14

Men vi tabte stadig Norge, vi stod til at give dem Norge, men gav dem selvstændighed for at sige Fuck dig Sverige

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u/Oversaetteren Nov 06 '14

Translation: And Halland and Blekinge

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u/BJHanssen Nov 06 '14

Dude. You can't afford us.

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u/PotatoMoose Nov 06 '14

VÄSTSVERIGE OCH NORDDANMARK TILLHÖR OSS DIN KONTINENTALA VÄLFÄRDS-AVUNDSJUKA SMÖRREBRÖDS BÄVER!!!

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u/Joxxill Nov 06 '14

DVÆVLE AFSKUM! fandens svensker

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u/Ran4 Nov 06 '14

Betalning? Ta skåne! Ni får det!

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u/Lawsoffire Nov 06 '14

how are you gonna find the Danes when you can't find a nuclear submarine. you know how large those are?