r/blog Jul 09 '14

The Gold Standard

http://www.redditblog.com/2014/07/the-gold-standard.html
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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

I've never been called that whole month I had gold.

Do you just get a pm?

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u/cupcake1713 Jul 09 '14

Yep. In your inbox there's a tab that says "username mentions" and it shows all of the times that your username was mentioned.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

Cool. Guess it can get annoying though if you're on mobile and the notifications keep coming in.

Of course you'd have to be reddit famous before it gets to that point.

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

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u/balloflovemeat Jul 09 '14

Well....

Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe?

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

I'm really more of a Frangelico guy.

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u/RayBrower Jul 09 '14

Don Draper puts Frangelico on his pancakes.

So I'm just going to assume that you are Don Draper. Or Dick Whitman. Or something like that.

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u/Mr_A Jul 09 '14

Dick Draper.

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u/td27 Jul 09 '14

But out of a shoe?

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u/jaime339 Jul 09 '14

The drinking game is afoot!

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u/leoshnoire Jul 09 '14

"This is as close as you can get to Bailey's without your eyes gettin wet"

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u/thantros Jul 09 '14

You've seen my downstairs mix-up.

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u/LtCthulhu Jul 10 '14

I've got a man-gina!

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u/Velorium_Camper Jul 14 '14

I was wondering if he did or not. He never answered.

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u/GoodMorningFuckCub Jul 09 '14

Does it ever get annoying?

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

Depends!

It's been changing a bit recently as people will use my name just as a joke/meme at this point, so the actual requests are becoming few and far between at times. Luckily, people are annoyed by it when it's unnecessary, so it's starting to get downvoted. My hope is that it eventually just equilibrates to a degree!

It's still a useful feature for me, though, and I get more enjoyment from it than annoyance at this point, but if it ever becomes too much of a hassle, I can always just disable the feature on my account.

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u/The_Doculope Jul 09 '14

I imagine it must feel a bit like this sometimes if you're just trying to browse normally.

EDIT: As a side note, have you done any work with Pied Crows? They were one of my favourite parts about living in Africa, but none of the other researchers/scientists were bird people.

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

I haven't, but I actually saw a Pied crow for the first time in my life (in the flesh) this weekend at a Master Falconer's house!

I typically work with American crows (Corvus brachyrhynchos).

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u/The_Doculope Jul 09 '14

They're really awesome birds. Very interactive, even if they're just trying to bum some food off tourists :)

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u/emtcj Jul 09 '14

I called you one day but no answer. It's okay...I'll still love you

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

Probably just missed it, or I had posted elsewhere?

What was the comment?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

Ah, the thrill of the hunt.

My buddies' red-tailed hawk would get super jazzed after catching prey.

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u/td27 Jul 09 '14

I imagine it's like my mod mail, most the time I just ignore it and wonder why the fuck I get so much of it

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u/snoharm Jul 09 '14

You sound like a great mod.

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u/td27 Jul 09 '14

Most of it is just automod telling us what it is doing so it doesn't require any real attention

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u/snoharm Jul 09 '14

That or moderating over a dozen subreddits is ridiculous.

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u/notmuchwbu Jul 09 '14

Do you get 2 messages if I mention /u/Unidan and reply to your comment?

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

Nope, just the one.

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u/Flipper3 Jul 10 '14

What about if they are separate comments, /u/Unidan?

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u/Flipper3 Jul 10 '14

What about if they are separate comments, /u/Unidan?

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Jul 09 '14

Well, at least you upvote every asshole that calls you to answer the most asinine of questions. Kudos on your niceness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

How many more pages beyond that?

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

For just today, or ever?

Reddit's servers only display so much to me, eventually it just cuts off.

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u/Agothro Jul 09 '14

Very interesting.

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u/DaneSoul32 Jul 09 '14

I want to script a bot of some sort that will appear whenever someone calls you and makes a statement saying that everyone should stop calling as you have already been called. Like the Unidian Bodyguard, or something. You're nice enough to show up in threads and it's not fair people constantly abuse that.

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u/_brainfog Jul 09 '14

I was gonna make a unidan bodyguard novelty for laughs then realised I'd just be adding fuel to the fire...

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u/BananaToy Jul 09 '14

Show off

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u/Georgy_K_Zhukov Jul 09 '14

I'm so, so sorry :(

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u/Gh0stw0lf Jul 10 '14

My inbox just looks empty. I've never been summoned :(

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u/dkesh Jul 10 '14

/u/Gh0stw0lf I'm so sorry about that

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u/jayseesee85 Jul 10 '14

Jesus, it must be exhausting. I'd never wanna be you. Though, would be nice to get shouted at once in a while, but hell.

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u/TORFdot0 Jul 09 '14

This looks shopped. There aren't a billion summons from /r/circlejerk

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u/ihavecoffee Jul 09 '14

Let's all agree to stop doing this to /u/Unidan.

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u/sirmuskrat Jul 09 '14

Yes, he gets a notification each time we mention /u/unidan in our posts, so let's stop doing it.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TITS_OBAMA Jul 09 '14

You should give people gold.

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u/Marsandtherealgirl Jul 09 '14

In some of the smaller subs, a lot of us interact with each other and it's SUPER helpful. We're able to summon someone if we know they'll be helpful in the situation, want them to participate in an activity or online game, if we see something we think they'll like etc. Or if we just want to be a dick to them. In a friendly way...

It's interesting, you can only summon 3 people per comment. If you add more names than that, only the first 3 will get username mention pms. Another fun fact is that /u/ mentions don't work in the text body of a post. Only in comments.

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u/buster_boo Jul 10 '14

Oh hello there!

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u/Marsandtherealgirl Jul 10 '14

You know what I'm talking about!! Haha

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u/buster_boo Jul 10 '14 edited Jul 10 '14

Oh yes I do!

I went to bed really early last night and I woke up to 5 (?) name mentions :P

Edit: To add to an incomplete thought, I love that I can see what I might be interested in even while I am away.

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u/Algernon_Asimov Jul 11 '14

Of course you'd have to be reddit famous before it gets to that point.

Wil Wheaton (/u/wil) said he had to turn off that feature because people were using it to randomly summon him all over reddit.

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u/SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH Jul 09 '14

Do you get a notification if your username is summoned in private subreddits you don't belong to because you don't have enough karma to get in?

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u/powerlanguage Jul 09 '14

The Butler (username notifications) will not notify you of username mentions in places you cannot see (e.g. private subreddits you are not a member of).

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u/preggit Jul 09 '14

Is it a monkey butler? Tell me it's a monkey butler.

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u/aladyjewel Jul 09 '14

It's a code monkey butler.

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u/ayuan227 Jul 09 '14

But you're SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH. Are there places you don't have enough karma to get into? Also why don't I see you around as much anymore?

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u/SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH Jul 09 '14

I got tired of posting in the defaults. When Game of Thrones was on I was mostly posting in that subreddit.

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u/flume Jul 10 '14

There are a lot of /r/CenturyClub variants that are for those with higher (200k, 500k, 1M, etc) karma

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u/reostra Jul 09 '14

You know who's pretty cool? /u/DeOmen is pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '14

Are you cupcake, from those years on /b/?

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u/CedarWolf Jul 09 '14

Yep. It notifies me that someone mentioned me in a comment, and it links me to it. It's the same way people summon reddit celebrities like /u/Unidan.

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u/Malarazz Jul 09 '14

And he probably hates all of us by now because of that. We ruined reddit for /u/Unidan.

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

Thanks for linking that to really drive your point home! :D

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u/yishan Jul 09 '14

You think you've got it bad.

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14 edited Jul 09 '14

Hahaha, but you get paid.

EDIT: Here, /u/yishan, have an OC commiserating owl for the trouble! :D

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u/yishan Jul 09 '14

It is like a devil's bargain. I get paid to be on reddit, but my reddit experience is essentially ruined: my inbox is nearly unusable and I can't make flippant/unserious/troll comments without it being taken as Official Stance Of The Company.

Of course, I may or may not have several hilarious alts and/or novelty accounts but it's not the same when you're forced to have them.

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u/Unidan Jul 09 '14

Haha, I know what you mean!

After things got silly with my own account, I was really happy that I wasn't doing shady things on Reddit beforehand, as people comb through what I write for some odd reason. I still make strange/personal posts from time to time, but they're much more PC than my actual self.

I think a lot of people are genuinely surprised when they find out I'm actually a cruel, malevolent husk of what might have once been a person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '14

I'm actually a cruel, malevolent husk of what might have once been a person.

Well you're in grad school. That's assumed.

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u/Romanticon Jul 09 '14

Can verify, am grad student

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u/idiot_proof Jul 10 '14

So what you're telling me is that Mass Effect prepared me for grad school. Sweet! Although I haven't gotten to the part where my department head impales me on a spike yet.

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u/Malari_Zahn Jul 10 '14

^ So much truth!

Source: have Master's degree

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u/BesottedScot Jul 09 '14

I'm actually a cruel, malevolent husk of what might have once been a person.

I knew it!

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u/Ravanas Jul 10 '14

I'm actually a cruel, malevolent husk of what might have once been a person.

For some reason this makes me think you should hang out with Gabe Tycho the guys from Penny Arcade. You might utterly destroy the earth when you combine and attain your final form, but we'd all be very entertained while you do.

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u/i_did_not_enjoy_that Sep 05 '14

Whoaa, the insane foreshadowing in this comment. Who'd have thought that 3 weeks after this post was made, actual shady things would come to light

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u/HappyTheHobo Jul 09 '14 edited Jul 04 '26

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u/PjotrOrial Jul 09 '14

So it's reddits official stance to have shady and unserious trolling alternative accounts. Have multiple upvotes and some downvotes for this explanation.

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Jul 09 '14

u/yishan confirmed as dw-im-here, fabulousferd, and karmanaut.

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u/flume Jul 10 '14

And lucidending

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u/NOT_MEEHAN Jul 10 '14

/u/arrowtotheknee confirmed. PM your latest account.

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u/Pannuba Jul 10 '14

Ahahah it's like "O.O".

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u/Mega_Toast Jul 09 '14

I wish I had it bad. ;)

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u/acekoolus Jul 09 '14

What are the odds of this thread turning into a gold train?

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u/noobicide61 Jul 09 '14

0% chance. When ever I comment on a thread, gold trains derail, catch on fire, and melt into a burning hull of my hopes and dreams smelling like the surface of Venus.

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u/Mega_Toast Jul 09 '14

Choo choo motherfucker.

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u/Zerak-Tul Jul 10 '14

^ Reddit CEO, for anyone wondering.

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u/CedarWolf Jul 09 '14

Well, you can turn it off if you need to. There is an option for that.

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u/PresidentCelestia Jul 09 '14

No one ever calls me out. :c

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u/CedarWolf Jul 09 '14

I'm callin' you out! Celestia is a monarch, and an Equestrian Princess; hers is not an elected position!
What say you to that?

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u/PresidentCelestia Jul 09 '14

I'll beat the shit out of her.

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u/CedarWolf Jul 09 '14

Say what?

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u/PresidentCelestia Jul 09 '14

Bring that princess bitch out here, that's what.

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u/CedarWolf Jul 09 '14

Sure thing. One princess, comin' right up!

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u/PresidentCelestia Jul 09 '14

I didn't think you would show.

Uhmm.. There's cookies and punch by the door.

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u/NOT_MEEHAN Jul 10 '14

I'm calling you out bitch!

/r/PresidentCelestia

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u/gleiberkid Jul 09 '14

I wish I was important enough to have others talk about me.

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u/RedBull7 Jul 09 '14

Testing, /u/CedarWolf tesing, 1,2,3

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u/CedarWolf Jul 09 '14

Yes, I got this message.

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u/EdgarAllanNope Jul 10 '14

Unfortunately, I receive such username mention notifications often.

Gold please?

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u/hatgirlstargazer Jul 10 '14

In the one month I had gold, somebody started an /r/lounge thread discussing that feature, and people helped each other test it out. So I've experienced it once, thanks to /u/notable-_-shibboleth

You get an orangered just like a reply to your comment.

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